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Why is Jamie Redknapp's face so red?

It'd be like when they invite a fan on the pitch at half-time. I'd genuinely expect a fan in a Wonga zorb to do a better job than Mike would.

On the stutter issue, isn't it that the rule is you can't stop dead then start again in your run-up?

Imagine Mike Williamson running from the halfway line for his ice hockey-style pen?

Enjoyers and sufferers.

It really is a shame that MYM didn't do the lad some permanent damage at SJP. What a detestable human being.

Absolutely ludicrous decision to let him go for so little. Makes no sense whatsoever to anyone capable of applying a little logical thinking to the situation.

I think you captured the licky licky.

Condensed for your pleasure. http://i.imgur.com/SSOIFSE.gif Oh wow.

He actually does.

Apparently so. A quick google search using 'sunderland fans celebrate newcastle relegation' returned that photo as well.

From that Guardian article. Wut

eh? That's what the video was of.. No it wasn't.

Smiley this please.

Defoe, m8.

Was just about to say that. He is a Scouser, I guess.

Nailed on and the majority will rejoice.

He's gonna get the armband, isn't he?

Fair play to Rooney for that celebration, like.

Gets me every time.

Hopefully John hits the ground running. Hard and with his head.

Absolutely pathetic strength from him there, he's got about a foot on him.