NEEJ

Gonna be hilarious to watch them try and enforce that. I wondered why it was missing from their adverts for the coming season.

Even if training was brilliant yesterday and you witnessed it, why on earth would you go so overboard with your praise and make absurd statements like that? Absolute fucking rectangle.

That is f***ing outstanding. The complete randomness of the players makes it. Lost it at "all of the Coles" Just watched this again. Ruel Fox.

Scab.

There's a bald bloke right behind him that gives him the border, man.

I'll most likely play again, leave at work permitting.

They probably said that about the sporting number 23 until Shola took hold of it. I thought it was highly commendable that Beckham took number 23 at Real Madrid in honour of Shola. He went up in my estimations after that.

Looks class imo.

http://bbc.in/1DVxCkk

Looks perfect for a great atmosphere, that.

Can't speak for everyone, but I imagine that people are questioning the wisdom of an Anti-Ashley gesture at a particular time when maybe there should be a truce? At least until the end of the transfer window? Seriously, man. Give over.

Look up. ^

I want one god damn it.

Poor Concur in the box office can't handle it.

I kna Sean Dyche has done a canny job with Burnley, but I don't see what it's got to do with him?

Goals galore in this NYC vs Orlando match.

People are fucking strange.

What a creep.

Ahhh, he was a shuttler?

It's an erudite term, in fairness.

What's a shuttler?

The whole artificial pitch causes injuries thing is a load of rubbish anyway. There's no difference in injury rates or recovery periods following injuries whilst on artificial surfaces compared to those picked up on grass.