NEEJ

Should've buried that, Ayoze.

What was he doing?

Great finish, like.

Never doubted Jack Colback.

Howay, Carver. Let's have Dummett on for Ayoze and make it a full house of clusterfucks.

Horseshite?

He's absolutely bobbins.

No mention of the quality service or the clever runs made to create the space for you I notice. Respect.

May I just remind everybody that I was the top scorer in the Lockwood Cup and scored 5 in one game?

I'll play if I can get the time off work.

Heard that before, couldn't believe it.

Probably a massive weirdo.

Yakubu is only 32? No way am I buying that.

Every time I go in I end up with her.

Crank it up.

He's probably just off his nut.

When did Bent go to Derby?

Three absolutely shocking goals to concede for Southampton, there.

Maybe because he talks absolute guff. I just tune him out, but he seems to have a face that I would very much like to punch. I want to hate him but then I remember the open goal miss at the Gallowgate end.

It's absolutely sickening how far up the club's hoop they are now considering the treatment the club have dished out over the last couple of years. Embarrassing, even.

Maybe because he talks absolute guff.

Myhill's finger before. What a whitey.

I still love the bloke, like.

Shearer just did it as well. YOU PLAYED FOR UNITED MAN, YOU BALDY GIMP!

Imagine if there was actually a race for Shola's signature, man. Loser gets him.