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I'd like him to get a final appearance in the final home game, no more.

The pass straight out of play instead of to Haidara was majestic.

I don't hate him, he's mildly amusing at times and it's always good to watch him unravel after he's been preaching to the world about how to live life. Definitely still an unhinged individual.

The best thing to happen today was his yellow. Won't have to watch his annoying ginger bonce buzzing round the pitch chasing shadows for a couple of weeks at least.

That is possibly the worst pass I've ever seen from Gouffran.

What are the odds on the PL's biggest ever winning margin being set here?

What a wrinkly-faced, useless, arselicking cunt.

What are the two clowns at centre half playing at? They were marking each other before Dzeko got the ball.

Not really. Didn't it get a bit Messi? Wasn't his fault.

Are they hiding the rest of the shirt because they know it looks like a dying printer spat them out?

Henderson, there man. What a knob.

I thought that, then after taking the "non scenic" Meadow Well metro route from the coast to town due to maintenance work (hundreds of billions), I can confirm that the oldschool charver sort still exists in reasonable quantities. The force is still strong in Walker too, don't worry.

Imagine that in black and white.

What a crock of shite.

Why didn't they even question him? Keown actually admits the keeper mightn't have touched Rooney but the ref still had to give it. Fucking hell man.

Keown before, man.

French lad. Name escapes me. Kemen, man.

French lad. Name escapes me.

Hopefully he does this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8307616.stm

For the first time I can remember I'd completely forgotten we had a match tonight.

al fockn brk yr lgs m8.

I can make this so long as it's after 1pm as that's when I finish work and I'm just around the corner.

I've just watched the incident for the first time. What an utterly bizarre thing to do.

Mike Williamson, man. What a moron.