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Cal Morris, formerly of our reserves, is playing for Dundee Utd against Celtic in the Scottish League Cup final.

It's 2015. Our starting line-up includes Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan and Yoan Gouffran. Our manager is John Carver. Let that all sink in for a minute.

What a disgrace this bloke is.

Carver probably kicked him in the thigh for throwing away our 0-0 lead against Man Utd.

Superb.

I'm still annoyed at that plaque he ended up with at SJP. It's awful and he deserves better.

You can't do that, man.

After Owen, Geremi was our second most important player in that run under Keegan. I'd swap Geremi out for Duff. Appreciate he weighed in with a few goals but there was a heartless little runt if ever I've seen one. Actually, Duff has to have a place in that side so I'd swap him for old Gezza. What a detestable little bloke with a massive heed.

That new Barca Qatar Airways advert is absolutely horrendous. Offensively bad.

After Owen, Geremi was our second most important player in that run under Keegan. You're right, but my view is completely blinkered by what came after that.

"In relation to Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa , the board reiterated its view from the previous Forum meeting: the deal was in the best interests of both parties and the player has proven to be better suited to good coaching." Fixed.

PREPARE THE WARCHEST!

I saw a braced-up Dummett at the academy today, Harper too. Not sure if that's 'public' enough.

If we signed 8 players for £30m we'd have to be doing pretty darn well to be successful with that 8.

Elliott Carr Boumsong Williamson Babayaro Geremi Faye Butt Smith Obertan Owen Worst performing 11 in my lifetime from what I can remember. Elliott more because he's a loathsome fatty rather than s****.

The MotD FA Cup opening sequence is creepy as owt.

The draft minutes yesterday were worse, so I forwarded my concerns, but that was only to do with my questions. The whole point of my second question was about January window and if we are prepared to let people go in that month but have no intention of signing anyone, can we not do better work in the summer to make sure we aren't where we are now without barely a defender to call on. The question in yesterdays minutes didn't even mention January. They had also left out the loan signing thing. I asked if they would be prepared to use the loan market to sign players in positions we were short, like we did in the Championship when we got in Fitz Hall and him with the long name from Blackburn. This was so that we could make moves for the present, as opposed to always thinking about players for the future. They said no. If they're going to do a loan deal it will always be with the right to buy and a player they were looking at long term. I totally disagree with that, and I told them, but that was their answer. Short of going over and smashing Charnley's glasses off, theres not much more I can do. The whole conversation isn't really reflected in the minutes and I have seen Taylor&Besty on twitter say similar about one of his questions. On the question about whether we are better now than 2010, I told them that I disagreed that we were as their statement said when Pardew left. Charnley listed a load of players like Smith, Simpson, Perch, Campbell and Best who he said we have better than now. He said we have a stronger, young, and more valuable squad now. I told him I disagreed and pointed to Carroll, Barton and Enrique especially and I said our first 11 is no better. I said Williamson was a Championship player, to which Bobby Moncur jumped in and said "Aye, in your opinion". I said aye, thats my opinion and mentioned that we have the same set of centre backs now that we had in the Championship. At that point we sort of agreed to disagree. The questions throughout took a similar route with disagreement and debate, especially about ambition and cup runs. Another thing Charnley did say was that Pardew didn't help himself with some of the things he said, for example when he said he 'risked' Aarons at one game. He thought Carver had done a better job of speaking to the media. Not sure I agree with that, but then I think both Pardew and Carver are fuckin useless. Bob Moncur is an absolute disgrace.

Uncanny.

Dropped for who? He's better than all our wingers. Rather see him on the pitch than the likes of Gouffran. Cabella aarons perez gouffran are all better. Maybe even obertan On what basis is Obertan maybe better than Sammy?

Yeah, I usually wouldn't mind if the punishment was sensible in the first place, but 6 games, even for Evans, is ridiculous. For Cisse it seems insane (and even more insane if it's extended to 7). Whoever is making these decisions needs hockling on. and then stamped on the knee seeing as that's not such a serious offence. Rather someone broke me legs than hockled in me face, marra.

Below the belt bringing Ben Arfa into it, man.

I can't wait until he has nothing to do with the club. Useless old charver.