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It's palnese who loves a good tackle, isn't it?

Marmite motorway.

I've never seen anything like it when Tiote scored that goal. I was on the barrier behind me in the family enclosure. Everyone was going mental, absolutely everyone.

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Last season's Michu scores that.

He should be off, like. The medic bottled it.

Mad bastard.

The old Family Enclosure in the Leazes. I used to sit right at the top and had TVs right behind me if I missed owt on the pitch.

Unreal, man.

Ba was ridiculously greedy at times mind. He'd often shoot when there was a better option to his right or left.

They're easy to mix up, like.

The bloke's a slimy creep.

Gotta love how MotD totally missed him changing the game for us, like.

Love this bloke.

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He's a fearless little bastard like. Great to see him finally playing so well.

It's just typical that we play brilliantly at home two games in a row and I miss them both. I might just stop going completely.

Dutch really is a strange language. Sounds like pissed English.

Brilliant stuff that. Who would have thought that playing Anita might make us play well? Obertan is possibly the worst player I've ever seen.

WE DID IT 4 MIKE.

HOLY SHIT.

The commentator just said "Just a shit Coloccini".

That would have been some goal if Remy had tucked it away. Wew.

What did he say?