NEEJ

What was going on when he tried to rip that lads head clean off?

I think he played in nets, IIRC.

Must do better.

Any thoughts following this ebening's game?

Fucking hell, man. Part of me thinks that Guardiola was just being carried by Messi and Xavi.

Saudi (I think) bloke sat next to me for the cup game against Spurs spent the whole game going "world class, world class!" everytime Sandro did owt. Stood up and applauded him a few times. Was hilarious.

Or ~4 days.

Never known owt like it. It's absolutely exhausting.

Divn't quote me with your negative shite, man!

One day it'll click and we'll absolutely wallop someone. That day is today. Let's fucking ruin them. HTL!

I'm absolutely raging you're getting all the plaudits here, mind.

I always wondered why the R was capitalised.

He's a pretentious little doylum.

I see poor Pep was whinging about how unfair it is that Guéhi can't play in the final. The bloke's an insufferable cunt and he's getting worse.

3-0 to us. Nick, Wissa, Elanga.

Riveting content.

Put some respect on Fab's name please. Good lord.

Best I could find.

Has to have been meme'd already.