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I'm still in doubt about whether RTG is a real board, with real people using it. And Wireside simply can't be a normal person. Blatantly one of those drunken crackers that sit in the library on the computers all day.

He's loving it, Benny.

Aye, I'm sure us calling him Pardiola will ward off anyone. No need to fear people!

He seems like a massive bellend like.

I need to see this movie. So many hilarious bits throughout, it really is fantastic.

Such a brilliant film.

Watching the bit where Cahill done his jaw in again, what a ridiculous push that was. Can't imagine how angry I'd be if that was the reason I missed the Euros. I'd want to knock the little cunts head off.

If you watch the full thing he sounds like he's actually talking better than he has done in the last few years. Not that that's saying much like. Ruined.

What an idiot that Mertens is.

Anyone seen the shape he's in after that Men's Health six week fitness thing? It's ridiculous. THAT was from 6 weeks of training? http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/31/chris-kamara-ben-shephard-mens-health_n_1558510.html

Anyone seen the shape he's in after that Men's Health six week fitness thing? It's ridiculous.

True BUT he's gone now. I've never understood why people do this whole BUT thing.

This is the full Premier League out of contract list: http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/other/premier-league-released-list.pdf So Hoilett isn't out of contract then. Also Lovenkrands' middle name is Rosenkrands. That's the free transfer list, so I'm assuming Hoilett isn't on there because he wouldn't be free, there'd be compensation.

Talk of the title in his press conference.

The French band are ridiculous.

We need a Les Bleus-style third shirt for next season like.

They're the best club in the world, that's why.

Get this locked, what a load of horseshite.

To be fair like, the vuvuzela is a great laugh when you're the one making all the noise. They're fucking LOUD though.

£5m in compensation? Also, the picture on the story.

Isn't there a thread for this rubbish?

The "celebrities vs footballers" line was one of the best bits of analysis I've ever heard. Dave is exactly right. The fact that Jack Wiltshire is "our" great footballing hope for the next 10 years makes me sick, for a few reasons. If Newcastle were the club equivalent of England I'd have probably stopped liking football years ago. Forever underachieving? Full of pricks? I think we were just that for far too many years.

Looks like someone put the bighead cheat on Goldeneye multiplayer.