NEEJ

Incredible. So many questions. I wonder if they knew that a) they'd have to dance to a Newcastle United themed chant, and b) that they'd be filmed doing it.

This fucking window, man.

Does he start for Brazil?

He was on my train from town through Durham the other day. Regarding Bruno:

Looks like an absolute baller. It's still wild that these are the players we're now being linked with.

I've watched it about 20 times and still can't decide either way.

I listened to the second half while watching a bit of local non league and he had me giggling away at times. He seems to be constantly annoyed by absolutely everything.

He's off to Gillingham apparently. Big gig for him really.

He's given it all up for the tuna.

It definitely wasn't a sitter either. Ball was behind him and the keeper made a great save.

Over the moon for him. Hopefully we get the players we need in the next week and a half. If we follow this up with a win against Everton that would be absolutely epic.

"Ashley doesn't care, man! He's got the thickest skin gannin!"

These days, if you say Trippier has been shit, you get thrown in jail.

Why has he chosen those colours? Davey Edgar will be absolutely gutted.

Get to fuck.

@jotenko? He's a Sporting fan isn't he?

Favours the left centre half spot doesn't he? Either way, the language of violence is understood the world over.

Not to be that person, but does he even speak the Queen's?

Heron's what now?

He did hang onto the ball for about 12 seconds not long before this mind. Was ridiculous.

He should've been first to the ball, rather than flattening the Watford man. I'm fucking sick to death of watching him so he doesn't get a free pass, ever.

It just feels horrendously knee-jerk. Sacked by Everton then immediately all like "Alfred, prepare the batmobile. The Toons need me and they need me now!" He probably needs a bit of time away from the game for the good of his health more than anything. It can't have been a fun couple of years for him.

For me it would go completely against what Rafa is about. He's spoken about how much he loves the day to day on the training pitch. I can't see him being remotely interested in a role upstairs. Aside from the lack of training ground interaction, he'd have to secure players to fit someone else's style and he's simply not that type of person. It's his way or nothing. It'd be a terrible move in my opinion.

He's said it plenty of times already to be fair.