NEEJ

£12m excluding add-ons according to Hope's tweet. Absolutely fucking insane.

Doesn't it just have to be over the marking in the same way all of the ball needs to be over the of the line for a goal to stand?

I'm looking like Joe Kinnear in here, man!

Can I get out of my transfer bath now?

It would've been absolute carnage. Shins scraped down to the bone, the works. My voice would've possibly never recovered. I think most people around me were stood there, hands on heads in disbelief, wondering how the hell we didn't score.

Reeled in so many people, man. Loads of NUFC accounts following him as well.

£31m, IIRC? It's hardly extortionate for a player of his calibre.

Gutierrez was over ten years ago, man. Who else is realistically going to be spending money in their markets at this point? They'll be dying for the business, which is more than you can say for the PL clubs. I'd be amazed if we got owt but 2 loans from the PL.

There's a release clause though, right? So that's the upper limit of what Atletico can ask for, and we knew this going into it.

Running a New Years transfer bath, hopefully the first of many.

Maddison is a proper odious little pipsqueak, like.

Jez Quigley. What a throwback.

Howay, man.

Incredible statement of intent if he turns out to be our first signing, like.

The music is far too loud as well. Absolutely no need for it to drown out the crowd noise.

Impressively calamitous 40 minutes from Salisu for Southampton.

There was a lad sat behind me singing a version not too dissimilar to yours at the match yesterday, like, so it's lost in translation easily in person as well as on the telly.

Impressively incorrect.

Enjoyed this:

He's quickly becoming the king of relentless shit advertising patter on the socials, like.

Shearer gannin akka about the penalty decision/VAR on MotD2.

He was in full-on beast mode in that first half, like. Such a shame that shot from the edge of the area skimmed wide of the post, the roof would've been blown clean off!

Oh aye, by ASAP I mean as soon as the knackers in front of him have been replaced.