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I know, that's why I asked if Don Goodman was the co-commentator.

The co-commentator is Don Goodman, isn't it?

Is he still calling ASM "Saint-Maximum" as well?

I grabbed the free one last week and so far I've stuck the 6 free stickers in. I'm probably going to cave very shortly and end up wasting an unjustifiable amount of cash on a box(es) of stickers.

>22% = "Listen. The mighty Rafa lost against this lot with 22% possession so wuh've shut a few people up tonight."

Fucking ladgeful, that.

Mike Ashley: “After four years of the club being subjected to this investigation, I am pleased it has now been discontinued. It is now time for the dark forces that are preventing this football club from becoming the power house that the fans deserve, to step aside.” The above sounds like a fabricated quote, but it's real.

Filth. If nothing else this will have Steve absolutely raging.

Now, now, we haven't seen the accounts for 2020 yet. Judge Mike at the end of this season. #wait

There's surely only a very, very limited number of situations where kicking someone in the head is a display of reasonable force?

That makes grim reading, like.

Because he plays like a 60 year old?

Aye, if anything, he seemed to think way less of himself than the King did.

Aye.

His kicking has always been woeful, don't you know?

An injured Karlo would still be better.

Atsu's shot, Murphy's(?) toe, wasn't it? While we're talking about that game, the assist for the assist of the Perez goal from Ritchie is one of my favourite NUFC passes of all time.

In the immortal words of Dillian Whyte, "That's a bit of a weird analogy, isn't it?"

I love a good Shelvey bashing, but he's not really our captain is he? Yes he's worn the armband (for reasons unknown) but our captain is Lascelles.

Must've been our boy Davey Edgar writing the match report.

It's important to remember that his rag are moving towards placing a greater emphasis on clickbaitery, so the best way to deal with Edwards is to simply ignore him.