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Hilarious that VAR call, like.

There is a running total on the website, albeit a bit of a slow one. (Top right.)

One member, one vote. It's all there in the FAQs on the website.

They can't win, like. People will slate them regardless of whatever ideas they come up with. I'm all for it. Donate what you can afford, and worst case scenario it's going to a local charity. Does it really matter if that ends up being in a year's time? Best case scenario, the Trust ends up owning a proportion of the club, and its members have an actual say for once in the running of NUFC. For a quid.

Ronnie fucking Pickering?

“If it was a player who had consistently fought hard every week and gives 110 per cent with tackles and runs you could have more sympathy for those comments. If it had come from a captain, or a leader at the club, you could take it more easily." You have to wonder how many times he's actually watched the lad play (if at all).

From one walrus thread to another... It still means some divvies answered slightly more positively than rock-bottom, mind.

It's staggering to think that he's ended up getting two more jobs at a similar or higher level since.

They explained it as being the mean average of all respondents' scores converted into a score out of 100. It's a daft way to do it, like.

Bayer, eat your heart out.

It's like he's the king and we're the sorry people.

I had a quick look at his Twitter page and it seems like he spent all night arguing with our fans over our two wins over Everton this season. Apparently that makes us a better side than them and that's the end of it.

It is a big month.

Outrageous goal.

"Av always said we just needed Wilson and Alain back to give us a little bit of howpe. Wuv shut a few people up today. Are you watching Howpey?"

He's still in absolutely no bother whatsoever.

Add this to the list of questions. Ended up in a Darlow/Dubravka situation. Think he’ll be dropped after that. It's soul-destroying.

Why is Clark still starting, man?

The obsession is real.

We're absolutely bobbins.

Fucking Hendrick, man.

Thought someone had died, man. Great news though, well done to all involved.