Gallowgate Toon

Ahahaha Fuck off, Pardew.

Pardew's 'generals' being ousted, slowly but surely...

He's more of a proper playmaker than HBA. Not as naturally gifted but very intelligent.

Ba's obviously an absolutely brilliant finisher but I really don't think he's got the all-round game to spearhead a really top side. His touch and passing are very erratic, for example.

I'd take Sinclair, like. Dodgy spell at WBA, yeah, but he showed some good stuff at Swansea.

He looks the sort that could probably play anywhere in the front line. Out wide (either side), second striker or on the shoulder.

Reckon he'll be shunted out when Tiote and de Jong get fit, meaning Sissoko goes wide. Frankly, I'd even start Perez or Aarons ahead of him, in his current form. Striker or not at all.

He played well. Pleasantly surprised.

He'll be good if he gets service and support, I think. Not going to smash any records or anything, but could get 12 goals and have a hand in quite a few others. Play a proper winger every week and we'll see the best of him.

No. I did too. He's a f***ing braindead. Nonsense, he was one of the best players on the pitch. I thought that too.

Decent, I guess. Thought Pards balled up by switching from the central 3. Room for improvement, obviously, but I think we'll be a better possession team this season. Not that that's saying much.

Riviere showing he's a good athlete but needs to calm down in the final third.

Gouffran off for Aarons, please.

Indeed. s*** scared to play an attacking full back. He can't attack for s***, man. Well, that's just not true at all.

How in the fuck has he missed that?

Indeed. Shit scared to play an attacking full back.

I think it'll just be the same as last week.

He really is getting worse.

Lamela has looked a bit better, seems to understand the league's intensity a little more.

Missed

Is Clattenburg wearing makeup?

Krul Janmaat Willo Colo Haidara Anita Sissoko Colback Cabella Riviere Gouffran I think he might go like this.

It's a shame that he's been ostracised now. I reckon he'd be a good fit for the newer players who seem a little bit smarter in terms of their movement. Not that he'd necessarily pass to them, just because he'd have more space to do his thing.

Has to be a midfield 3 against City.

They'd have been better off getting that daft folk singer.