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He looks the sort that could probably play anywhere in the front line. Out wide (either side), second striker or on the shoulder.

Reckon he'll be shunted out when Tiote and de Jong get fit, meaning Sissoko goes wide. Frankly, I'd even start Perez or Aarons ahead of him, in his current form. Striker or not at all.

He played well. Pleasantly surprised.

He'll be good if he gets service and support, I think. Not going to smash any records or anything, but could get 12 goals and have a hand in quite a few others. Play a proper winger every week and we'll see the best of him.

No. I did too. He's a f***ing braindead. Nonsense, he was one of the best players on the pitch. I thought that too.

Decent, I guess. Thought Pards balled up by switching from the central 3. Room for improvement, obviously, but I think we'll be a better possession team this season. Not that that's saying much.

Riviere showing he's a good athlete but needs to calm down in the final third.

Gouffran off for Aarons, please.

Indeed. s*** scared to play an attacking full back. He can't attack for s***, man. Well, that's just not true at all.

How in the fuck has he missed that?

Indeed. Shit scared to play an attacking full back.

I think it'll just be the same as last week.

He really is getting worse.

Lamela has looked a bit better, seems to understand the league's intensity a little more.

Missed

Is Clattenburg wearing makeup?

Krul Janmaat Willo Colo Haidara Anita Sissoko Colback Cabella Riviere Gouffran I think he might go like this.

It's a shame that he's been ostracised now. I reckon he'd be a good fit for the newer players who seem a little bit smarter in terms of their movement. Not that he'd necessarily pass to them, just because he'd have more space to do his thing.

Has to be a midfield 3 against City.

They'd have been better off getting that daft folk singer.

Saw Riviere filling up at Broadway petrol station, yesterday. He looked confused.

I'm never usually that fussed over football tops but that is an abomination, even on the players.

Cabella should have been 14. As if that number's gone from Remy to Colback

Sounds like that'd complement de Jong, to be honest.

I think out of the 4 senior strikers we have, Gouffran and Riviere are the most likely to get 10+ goals. The ceiling for those two is probably 12, if they played 30+ games. Cisse has the potential to get more than any of them but our set up is the antithesis of what he needs.