Fret Astaire

Barry Robson is a very good player in the SPL; excellent set piece taker and his all-round delivery is decent all round. My club (Aberdeen) tried to sign him before he went to Dundee United and it's taken him quite a few seasons to blossom into the player he now is. I would be very, very surprised if we were to make an approach for him however and I think he is some way off the level which we should be aiming for. He could easily do a job for Celtic playing against the likes of Gretna and St. Mirren every week, but I wouldn't exactly be over the moon if this is the standard of player we're looking to attract.

Spurs Man United Mackems

That's brilliant! Would probably scare the shit out of Mike though...

Might as well get Albert back to become club barber, Disco Des on the decks in Shearers and David Batty to do poetry. Now THAT is a recipe for success.

I prefer Celtic, but only because the vast majority of Rangers fans I've met are complete and utter mongs.

Nearly p*ss*d myself laughing at this.... mackems.gif Ditto. Moi aussi mackems.gif

Beye, Faye and Enrique, got rid of some of the shite (Fatty Patty, Bungle, Sibberdinho etc.), fitness looks like it's improved a bit and we don't have a ridiculous injury sheet any more...

Terry Mac!

Christ almighty, there's something seriously wrong upstairs if we've sacked Big Sam to appoint Redknapp or Hughes. My flatmate says there was some mong on SSN saying that Fat Mike should be the manager with Gascoigne as his assistant

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"Sexual Chocolate" Garth Crooks! His post-match interviews would be intriguing to say the least...

Hibernian reserves. Gutted.

Exactly, the last ounce of creativity in the centre of our midfield in being drained. Now just watch Nolan replace him. He's not really creative but he does try and get us away from the awful long ball football that we've seen under fat Sam, he's dug us out of the s*** a few times this season too. You can bet that Allardyce will replace him with a grafter though. Spot on. Unless we're going to replace him with a real creative force then I think it's pretty pointless letting him go, especially if he's going to be replaced by fucking Sidwell or Nolan

I don't care how good/shit he is, we should sign him so I can get "Pitbull" on the back of my shirt

Disco Des.

Cracking player, would love to see him play in the black & white, don't really see it happening though.

Another cracking goal tonight. Still can't believe we've beaten France twice in a row! Think it's gonna be a long night...

I was driving in Aberdeen the other day, right in front of Aberdeen FC legend Willie Miller in his monstrous black Mercedes. It was fucking ace.

Most of the players that the Mackems have signed... Jones, Higginbotham, Richardson, Halford, just why?

"You're not Scottish anymore," to Hearts fans always raises a chuckle.

Haha, that is mega lame though Personally, I think it's fucking dynamite mackems.gif.

Smoggies on the same level as us? Ho ho ho. At least we make a credible attempt to fill our stadium every week...

I'm thinking we'll end up getting Faye and a RB, but I'm hoping we get a creative midfielder too.

Charlie's today, just... PHWOAR!

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