Troll

Villa putting up Newcastle numbers.

I'd be shocked if they didn't.

Are there any other candidates for Player of the Month or is it nailed on?

Potter doesn’t seem like the kind of manager you’d bring in for a short term fix. I think he’ll get time, like Arteta has.

Chelsea have new owners, saying he’ll be gone in a year or two is like blaming Stavely for Ashley’s faults. With the speed they’ve gone for Potter, it feels more like Boehly wanted to make his own appointment and had already decided on Potter. As for Potter taking it, you’d imagine he would be confident enough in his own abilities that he would be successful.

Probably score about 6.

£20k won't go very far when you take into account matchday squad plus coaching staff, physios, and whoever else goes. They'll struggle to afford something like Inter away, even if they stay in budget hotels and fly Ryanair.

Coming back!

Is that real? Awful use of apostrophes makes it look fake.

Don't think publicly expressing support for Saudi Arabia would be a good career move for the likes of Ant and Dec.

Think Bob's fishing with Whitehouse at the moment.

I'm sure I've seen him play, but I still don't believe this man was once a professional athlete. Is it the Mandela effect?

Hi Steve.

Still knew which takeaways were open though.

He just said he wants to kick Michael Gove in the balls. Who doesn't?

Page 122 here for the relevant info: https://resources.premierleague.com/premierleague/document/2020/04/17/049a315f-f4a8-4706-bcec-75ec9ddf7f73/2019-20-PL-Handbook-170420.pdf In short, the rules say they will give a decision (in principle at the very least) within 5 working days. No idea why it's always claimed as 4 weeks. The consortium should know the answer by now. That's after the test has been completed. There is absolutely no way you could get a test done in 5 days. There haven't been any working days in over a month.

Like anyone rich enough to afford the club wouldn't be a Tory.

Nicky Butt overhead kick.

If I had a blue tick and spoke Arabic I'd definitely start trolling Geordies on Twitter.

But it's been proven in court there is no Saudi piracy, those claims would be baseless. Has it? Which court?

If this takeover directly results in Keys losing his job.

Anyone heard the new Parsnips? Completely lost it at Casper.

I don't think trying to get a message to the Saudi people via pitchside advertising at Goodison, in the hopes that it brings about widespread societal change is a realistic strategy for stopping dodgy streams of your tv channel.

Not sure if I want US investors on human rights grounds tbh Can't believe Ashley was allowed to own a club after Bloody Sunday.