Robster

I agree with this. I think some might go, but no one else is coming in.

Might as well get Sweep, and his mate Sooty, to be the next manager.

Win 2-0

£2m. Ashley has it put in for every manager. One quick call to China and it'll be paid on his behalf.

Should definitely show our games on Comedy Central.

Cannell #pedant

Aye, hate seeing shit like that

Wenger falling down the steps

I'm very close to wanting relegation again.

Careful what you wish for.

Could be third time lucky (under Ashley). Get relegated this season and there'll be no immediate return.

That Stoke photo

Some booing from Villa fans last night apparently. Not a good start at all.

That's quite a sinister smile he gives there.

2-0 now

A) He'd never come back here B) I couldn't give a fuck as the club would be dead to me.

at Nut

He brought in the perfect person in Rafa. He should leave him to get on with it. I hope i'm alive to celebrate his death.

No chance. He's a massive cunt and loves to wind up the fans. I wish Shelvey would go and stamp on his neck.

Preparation for Friday's game going very smoothly

Schmeichel should be in goal.