Jamie

My team beat a mackem team today 11-2. Their twang is fucking awful. They went 1-0 through a pen, one of their lads goes to the ref and says, is that a penneth hew ? What the fuck ?

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We've actually won a league game though And they've won a cup game So have we

Gateshead, Lived in Low Fell, Windy Nook, and now Leam Lane

What has more points than Tottenham? A triangle A young boy goes to Social Services and tells them he has no where to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me" says the boy. "What about your Grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well... where do you want to stay then?" replies the Social Worker. "'Tottenham" says the boy "They don't beat anyone".

Given Beye ? Bassong Collo Enrique ? Jonas ? Guthrie Butt Charlie Owen Duff Ermm, 3-1 Newcastle

50 loyalty points now He hasn't

Rain i presume. It fucking pelted down for about 45mins. I've been to a few Gateshead games, especially the pie and peas at half time

I want a ticket

He can so so frsutrating sometimes, and he may not be able to run, but some of his crossing is fantastic

Given Beye Collo Bassong Butt/Gezza Jonas Guthrie Barton Charlie Owen Martins

He'l come good imo

After recent results can you see us beating Everton away? Spurs are at home to Hull, so its likely to happen. I can see us beating Everton or possibly drawing, and I can also see Hull beating Spurs as well. Genius

Him and N'Zogbia could form a decent partnership down that side. Taylor at right back too, was impressed with him going foward

When i thought it couldn't get any worse......

Bollocks. Bollocks yourself. It is fucking pitiful. Why the fuck should I feel ashamed? I'm fed up with people trying to take the fucking high ground and putting other fans down. Spot on

Given Gezza Collo Bassong Enrique Duff Butt Guthrie N'Zogbia Owen Xisco 2-0 defeat, i'm afraid, we'l play really well though

No way in hell. Fulham and West Brom in there we should be looking at getting at least 3/4 points from those two then maybe another 3 from the others imo. I was looking from 9 points out of 9 against Bolton Hull and Blackburn but we got fucking 3

Nearly. After beating the 10th man he stood on the ball, wappd out his I-Phone and MSN'd Jamie and his hos. I've never really understood this thread, is it worth reading every post from the start ? If you have a sense of humour, yes. If not, you'll have one afterwards. It took me the first page

Nearly. After beating the 10th man he stood on the ball, wappd out his I-Phone and MSN'd Jamie and his hos. I've never really understood this thread, is it worth reading every post from the start ?

I'd go if i had free tickets and travel But the fact that i have to fork out £60+ to go and watch utter shite, i'd rather save my money and buy some clothes or on another away game, plus Everton away isn't exactly what i'd describe as a decent away game to go to

Yes Taylor is fucking shit, but Edgar is even worse, and Cacapa isn't far off them.

I could see him doing a decent job here, and wouldn't be too fussed if he was appointed. We could do a lot worse

Given Taylor Cacapa Collocini Bassong Butt Geremi Duff N'Zogbia Owen Martins Harper Edgar Xisco Nacho Shola 3-1 to the toon, with an attendance of 23,251. Martins 2 Modric 1 Gezza 1

They can't do anything right