TaylorJ_01

I mentioned Routledge would be an improvement on Nolan but we really need him wide right unless we bring another winger in. I think Routledge is as good a right winger as we are gonna get atm so I'd rather he stayed out there.

MANAGER, NOT COACH YOU YANK PRICK (sorry Mike et al)!

Eh? So you think we're trying to sign somebody similar to Nolan? If we're at least interested in Ben Arfa, he's f*** all like Nolan, for starters. No. It was merely a pointless observation.

Oh yes. Heading acc - 92.

Nolan and SWP couldn't be more opposite. Actually, it's ridiculous.

'If Liverpool waited a couple of weeks they could have got Martin O'Neill! At least he gets involved with the team!' and 'At least O'Neill has won stuff with an English team, Hodgson has only won stuff at Inter Milan!' F*** me. What a fucking spastic this lad is.

There's some proper spackers on 606 tonight. Jesus christ

Fucking hell, he definitely is. 'RAAHH HEE DEFINITELY BRAWWWT HIM DAAWN THERE LIKE *hic*'

Is Robbie Savage drunk? He's slurring like fuck.

Masch to Barca seems like it will happen.

Glad to say I've always stuck by him. Impressed me right from the start.

Baines? You taking the piss? Canny player IMO. I forgot about Baines. Agreed. A very good left back. Well, he's alright, rate Enrique a lot higher. Possibly biased...

jeez

Baines? You taking the piss?

Here he is hurting Theo Walcott. http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Arsenal+v+FC+Twente+UEFA+Champions+League+pi0oBUJvdTwl.jpg

Aye it looks bad like....i'd much rather have rampant pace u front off Carroll. So far you have used the words 'nasty' and 'rampant', I love it

He'd fucking murder Accrington. It's probably not safe to play him.

I am. Especially if he definitely wants to stay here. Hopefully he'll get a call-up for Spain one of these days, would be nice for him.

Beresford / Bernard Hopefully he won't have an ego attack like Bernard and leave for one of the "world's top clubs". Bernard, what a guy. Still have a pancake shop in Newcastle?

Instead of going HD they've been fucking cut from my package. Bastards.

Have we ever had a better left-back? Fantastic player. Everything is so easy, even against quality opposition.

I did manage to presuade her that when Newcastle win it's "a different kind of happiness". she seemed pretty reassured after that. Thankfully. What? Real happiness?

"and where Andy Carroll isn't just eight foot of greased monkey."

Every time I've watched Wham! I've been impressed by him. Technically he is probably the best in their team.

Fuck, it still feels good this morning. We beat Villa 6-0, jesus christ. What a performance.