TaylorJ_01

Reo-Coker Worst. Subs. Ever.

Nah, the golden rule is to never cut the hair. History is littered with mulletts being chopped and players becoming s*** Torres is a good recent example of this.

Guess there is no point risking Lovenkrands. Wap on Vuckic/Ranger and Tavernier for a laugh.

Unlucky there Routs!

Baldini is here. Carroll and Williamson for call-ups!

Heskey: Poor mans Andy Carroll.

Smiths positioning has been good today. Always available.

Heskey coming on, pmsl

Jonas nearly away there! He looks lightning today, moreso than usual.

Good tracking back Jonas. Poor by enrique!

Carroll playing out his skin.

The amount of people watching this thread

Defensive line is tight as fuck.

Wrong thread.

That control by Nolan

Actually, Williamson has been awesome today. Really surprised at how good he is.

Good run Jonas.

Williamson panned Young, great stuff. I'm jizzing.

Carroll is bullying Dunne, this is brilliant

Nolan and Smith kicking off

Didn't he miss the target? Its just gone past my house

Enrique is fucking schooling Albrighton. Pleasure to watch.

Shut up James.

Carroll has been immense. Imagine we had a good second striker. Hopefully this game doesn't affect our dealings in the transfer market.

Newcastles best player: John Carew.