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Swansea 'miles away' from Watford, but closer than Newcastle.

wtf? He doesn't really work there, just a look-a-like mate. Just joking and that.

He wasn't laughing when I seen him. Gutted.

Perfect timing to face Shay

Acuna currently works upstairs in Peir 39, Whitley Bay. On New years eve I got served faster by shouting "Chilie" towards him. He smiled, I smiled, but I haven't picked up anything NUFC related on my travels.

Swaying his shoulders from side to side, and looking at the ground as he said those words.

Page 40 of this thread looks like we've just scored the winner in the FA cup final.

Steven Taylor in the passengers seat of an audi, stuck in traffic next to Peter Barrats round about. Looked tired.

Don't know if it's already been mentioned, but the camera angle they use often for penalties. From behind the player, shite.

Looks nowt like Rosie tbf.

The dog will have to appear in court wearing a suit.

Should both wear them during the game, liven it up a bit.

Just bought one of those masks, I had to.

The game is going to look similar to your avatar mate.

Send them JP9 and this situation is sorted. Can the game still go ahead if Darlo have 9 men?

Ryan, those three lines are mine, at least quote me I spent from 9.00am - 9.24am typing that up on notepad. GeordieDazzler, thank you for your input. Just a shame we're not going to see the two Demba's together straight away.

Never knew the Ivory Coast's nickname was "The Elephants". Fantastic.

Just checked on my Sky HD box and didn't realise I had Eurosport for free. Looking foward to watching the game on Saturday evening.

Tune - Animals came in two by two His mate said "come and sign for us" - Cisse, Cisse He'll join his mate Ba on the floor and prey, Cisse. He's 6 foot tall, born in Dakar Drinking syrup with Demba Ba, Pa-piiss Cisse, Newcastle's number nine.

Opened notepad from the start menu at work and attempted a song about our new man. Tune - Animals came in two by two His mate said "come and sign for us" - Cisse, Cisse He'll join his mate Ba on the floor and prey, Cisse. He's 6 foot tall, born in Dakar Drinking syrup with Demba Ba, Pa-piss Cisse, Newcastle's number nine.

Toon's Taylor is ruining my dreams.

I hope this is a case of "No news is good news". I hope he doesn't sign the contract with a sports direct pen, shite pens. I'm literally sitting here pressing F5 every one minute, smiling.

Looks like a wind up tbh. The amount of threads they've had today on our new striker proves it's hurting them inside.