Espio

BARFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You're going to hell mate!

Just met David James, Was sitting next to me in my local Café in Teignmouth Very nice bloke.

My wife usually says the same

He does look like a little kid who's snuck into the training somehow doesnt he. Sorry, but who's that on the left?

I hope no-one has a season ticket. Every game is listed as being Away

Fuck him, cunt.

Stop going then!

Shearer knows nowt tbh. Think we are still hunting a nippy creative mid and a striker that can cover the right wing. Was he ringing from the match like?!

Around 1,400 apparently. The rest are opposition supporters. FYP

Heskey on? Fuck I hope our advertisement boards are insured like.

nolan isn't 100% is he, from that concussion, so I reckon vuckic would be a good shout. Nolan's never 100%, man Of course he is! 100% British beefcake.

I'll let you in on a secret.... he's not reading.

Sorry dude, you're not allowed to be positive on this board

How can we take his dad seriously??? I mean look at him

Seeing as I think most people in this thread may need it, 08457 90 90 90 The number for the Samaritans.

Barton looks like the sort of bloke who drives round in a bright red van with the words "Free Sweets" on the side

I believe you've just volunteered yourself.

He can fuck off, cunt of the highest order.

And so it begins...

With our forwards?!

But you can spray it with perfume and try and sell the turd... You can also roll it in glitter.

Chuck Norris.