Fatwax

Ba to get slated, coming up next on Soccer Saturday.

Best does look loads more confident this season than last, going off last night. Needs to improve his shooting a bit though.

Our worst player tonight. Needs to sort it out.

He's fucking brilliant! Everything about him! Classy interview aswell

By the laws of the game if a player already has a yellow he can't then get a straight red, it has to be yellow followed by red. Regardless of the infringement.

Undefeated with me bring thread starter. Let's carry on the trend after the CC match.

I want an ap-ple.

I suspect that TT has dished out a few Kansas City Shuffles with that post.

It was class. Can't believe he carried on going and then just collapsed in a heap me and my mate were sat directly behind the incident and were convinced he must have got a stud on the knee or something like that, there was no other explanation for skinning someone and falling over Didn't he get a knock on his knee? I've had that before and it does smart a bit. There a five second delay though? Five seconds you say? My word. I reckon it must have been something like a knock or his knee locked or something because he'd skinned the defender and had got past him with the ball hadn't he? To go down didn't really make much sense. Either way I'm not that bothered, we got a point.

It was class. Can't believe he carried on going and then just collapsed in a heap me and my mate were sat directly behind the incident and were convinced he must have got a stud on the knee or something like that, there was no other explanation for skinning someone and falling over Didn't he get a knock on his knee? I've had that before and it does smart a bit.

'No comment, nothing for me to say on that... sorry'.

Here we go!

Did you not hear? Enrique has quality balls. His balls are quality. Carroll enjoyed Enrique's balls.

Yes. Man up.

He's on about last season clearly.

He had a shit attitude. Glad he's gone as he was never going to be used.

I don't think he's spent a massive amount of time injured, it was just a bad injury that left him open to a reoccurrence. Might be wrong with that though.

Bendtner is only 23? Holy fuck. Yeah, he won't be coming to us.

Stu said it. From what I've seen that Stu is a stand-up guy and there's no way he'd commit a misdeed such as making stuff up. Nah, he did say it. Seen it on his account.

And next week he will "love" Liverpools fans. They'll be a massive club With a great history etc. etc. Yeah I know. I reckon he still loved being here for a time though, he wouldn't have stayed through the relegation otherwise. Carroll going probably killed it off for him.

Not through handshakes though, surely He should line them up and have a good old fashioned gangster fight. West Side Story style.

All the big hitters, Tiote, Coloccini, Obertan (who had the facial impression of someone trying to do REALLY difficult maths in his head), Ba etc. Even Abeid got a cheeky handshake.

I reckon he loves us as fans, he just loves his career more. Struggle to believe that Liverpool are the best offer available though.

To be fair he did make it seem really thought through. Some going over the top war movie shit right there.