Fatwax

where were the nolan and taylor rumours ? or the kaka and ribery ones ? Thanks for a pointless reply. Work to your strengths. Seriously though, is it just speculative and people are jumping the gun?

Where's all this Donadel stuff come from anyway? I've seen his name mentioned but hardly anything other than random papertalk.

Give us our f***ing Viana money back then, cocks. Haha, brilliant. I can imagine Kinnear shouting that down the phone and slamming the reciever.

Would prefer Taylor on the right wing and Jonas on the left rather than Geremi or Duff getting a game. I'd rather have the Chuckle Brothers on the wing than give Geremi and Duff a game At least there'd be more talking on the pitch. "to me, to you!"

Zog: Kinnear has forced me out CHARLES N'ZOGBIA tonight insisted he wants out of Toon after being 'insulted' by Joe Kinnear. Newcastle boss Kinnear took the mickey out of the Frenchman, calling him "Charles Insomnia" after the winger refused to sit on the bench at Manchester City last night. A statement from the Frenchman, 22, explained: “First of all I wish to apologise to the fans for wanting to leave the club. “However, having been insulted by Joe Kinnear, I will never play for him again while he remains Newcastle manager. “The club are aware there are offers on the table and they should accept one of them.”

Ronnie Barker from Open All Hours springs to mind. Eb..Eb...Eb...Eb....Alvin, I mean Albin aww s***! [move]ALVIN![/move] http://media.gameworldnetwork.com/news_shots/53509013746c314e177428.jpg

I'm not expecting much from Nolan if he signs, if he can put in an alright tackle and make an effort to get forward and get a result I'll be fairly happy. It's the likes of Nolan and Guthrie with their best years ahead that help build a squad and an understanding before you sprinkle on the fancy shit.

I'd say the first 2 out of the 3 points made there would be accurate. I've got major doubts about the whole Veloso thing to be honest.

No chance. He's a Boro fan and absolutely hates the Toon. Shame, as he's the type of player that I'd like to see here.

If Taylor signs, then surely Ebondo isn't coming?

Is there any point to these constant threads with no real point apart from trying to get your opinion heard? It's not as if we actually have a say in.. well.. anything at the club now-a-days anyway.

For comedy value it'd be amazing if we signed Nolan on the 'gentlemans agreement' that we stand aside so that they can get Veloso. The deal goes through and the next day when Megson is on the plane flying over to Portugal he looks out of the window to see a crassly decorated Sports Direct jet with Mike Ashley winking at him out of the window, big fat cigar in his sausage fingers and his other arm around Veloso.

In case anybody is remotely interested here's the skunkers' link: http://www.skunkers.net/reunited/showthread.php?t=39382 Also 5Live reckons we've put a bid in for Veloso. I doubt this to be honest.

Bloke on Skunkers reckons that Ryan Taylor is signing tomorrow for £800,000 or so. Source is Stevie Taylor apparently.

http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg "Sacré Bleu!"

we need players ffs, would you rather we signed no one at all? he'll be a player fit for a relegation battle unlike 3/4's of our team Yeah we need players alright but better than we've already got. He is NOT! FACT! You are aware that NICKY BUTT is our only fit first XI central midfielder, right? You know, since both Guthrie & Barton are out for about 2 months. Jesus H. Christ, have a word. We need bodies in and fast. He's not the best but he's not terrible. He knows how to survive relegation and is a leader. Two qualities we need badly.

Yeah sure, why not.

Bet he doesn't move, or Wolves get him on a free.

A manager with a CV that isn't printed on bog roll.

"What the fuck are you lot in your ivory tower playing at?" "Is this a joke to you?" "Do you go out of your way to be incompetent or just does it come naturally to you, you clueless cuntrag of a man."

Another one we've broken. Woop etc.

We're so bad we'll probably concede a goal before the second half kicks off.

Injured on the bench, has a hamstring problem.. Okay, so is Colo DM? Could do well there likes to play football. Played there quite a bit for Depor.

It has been nice having an extended break since our last match, I've been in a good mood generally. Ahhh well, back to the woeful feeling that only NUFC can provide. I feel like the first day back at the office after a week in Spain.