Mattoon

Kick and rush, hit and hope, no gameplan!

Hey, she had all her own teeth, what's the problem?

All this pressure and no end product, we're gonna get punished here if we don't score soon.

I see we've hired these two to guard the main door: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03263/phoenixnights1_3263113b.jpg

Just goes to back up what I've been saying all along. The majority of Sunderland fans support paedophilia. Forget that their club covered it up, it's more disturbing that a huge percentage of their fans clearly have paedophile tendencies. I've spoken to mackems, one a family member (through marriage) no less, who I'd always thought were pretty balanced people who pin the blame for the whole thing firmly on the bairn. Not normal people. Bit harsh to say most mackems are paedos tbf. Evidence suggests so. I support Newcastle so apparently I like to punch horses. Just playing by their rules. Tbf he only said it was harsh, he didn't say it wasn't true

Alan Pardew talking bullshit shocker...

Takes no responsibility for the relegation, in fact quite the opposite, claims to be one of the (statistically) best midfielders in the league last year despite our relegation, obviously making out he couldn't have done any more to stop the slide. Fuck him off, we don't need that kind of poison.

God, that blog is a collection of random, incohoherent, rants. Not sure what I can and cant say but uh.. it had a lot of stuff related to the adam johnson case on it it's worse than trying to read a thread on ready to groom ffs

Given the relative seasons the players mentioned have had I think Townsend can feel a bit aggreaved. It's another case of names being chosen over form by England, again.

The only thing he MAY deserve credit for is getting Ashley to agree to Rafa's demands, Ashley may have already had it in mind to agree. On the Rafa side of things he wanted to come here and ultimately he wanted to stay, all they had to do was agree with what he wanted.

Well past his sell by date, had a couple of good years with us and I'm grateful for that but overstayed his welcome (through no fault of his own). Best news I've had today, hope we let him go now, we really need to as part of the rebuilding process.

Get the f*** out of here. I have a few Liverpool supporting friends and they all want to see us do well now, I got a lot of messages when it was confirmed. They're genuinely happy for us and slightly jealous. Jealous of what? To use an anology straight out of Stifler's book; it's like that ex-girlfriend you still think is hot but you're with someone else but that doesn't stop you not wanting them to be with anyone else.

Get the fuck out of here. I have a few Liverpool supporting friends and they all want to see us do well now, I got a lot of messages when it was confirmed. They're genuinely happy for us and slightly jealous.

The Mackems are clearly rattled, not a big club, Rafa can only run a club that's already had the work done for him, he'll fail in the championship because he's not done it before, he's a failure because he got us relegated, he couldn't do in 10 games what Di Canio did in 7, etc... different circumstances, different levels of incompetence, Rafa will transform this club and it doesn't matter what league we're in, a class manager is a class manager. He's got this and I've never been so excited for a new season, not for neigh on 20 years. Steve McClaren likes this piss off!

The Mackems are clearly rattled, not a big club, Rafa can only run a club that's already had the work done for him, he'll fail in the championship because he's not done it before, he's a failure because he got us relegated, he couldn't do in 10 games what Di Canio did in 7, etc... different circumstances, different levels of incompetence, Rafa will transform this club and it doesn't matter what league we're in, a class manager is a class manager. He's got this and I've never been so excited for a new season, not for neigh on 20 years.

Too soon man :'(

Giggs gone as well apparently!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zNVtMtKtApc/0.jpg Reminds me of this guy "where's me washboard?"

We were shit today but the important thing is that both strikers scored and put further claim to starting positions and although we were shit we still ground out a win.

Wins Mourinho 65.4% Ancellotti 59.7% Pep Guardiola 74.3% Louis van Gaal 60.4% Alan Pardew 41.6% Sam Allardyce 36.3% Losses Mourinho 14.9% Ancellotti 18.3% Guardiola 10.3% Van Gaal 20% Pardew 36.8% Allardyce 36.8%

How that Pep Pardiola hasn't been banned from there already I haven't a clue but he's comedy gold.

Awesome work Dave

He'll be sat crying in his Pardew PJ's

Now dance yourself to relegation you egotistical nonce prick!