Mattoon

I haven't and will not buy anything with that blue sign of the devil on it, very unlikely to buy a Puma top either, makes me a little bit sick in my mouth just thinking about it.

What about that time we made Motherwell look ordinary? Not sure it's brag-worthy to make a s*** team look ordinary, much in the same way we have the ability to make ordinary teams look like world beaters. :lol: No way I know that was the obvious point but the smug faced rancid crab crawling cunt makes my piss boil

... Out of a cannon, into the North Sea?

One word to describe the match: Meh

What about that time we made Motherwell look ordinary? Not sure it's brag-worthy to make a shit team look ordinary, much in the same way we have the ability to make ordinary teams look like world beaters.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 8s Rolando Aarons has shown some neat touches in first half #nufc We're nothing if not neat!

They'll probably score now as Taylor spends the next 5 minutes beating his chest

english, tackle, & runs - first name on team sheet. I swear if Cabella ever gets dropped for not having euff tackle in him I'll lynch the greasy silver haired fuck myself.

You think Colback will ever not start?

I've just tied a little loop in the end for him so he won't lose it, probably best if he just puts it round his neck so he doesn't drop it.

Whatever his magic number is, it's too many and 3 years too late. Not that I won't be pissed for a month when it happens!

Sick of hearing people spouting the same shit, we've had worse managers, like we shouldn't be mean to Rolf Harris because Jimmy Saville was worse.

I couldn't get near him, he was too fervently patting his own back, like a whirling dervish.

I thought it sounded like Ashleys daily Gregg's delivery pallet hitting the floor.

It broke and fractured our universe. caused a rift in the time space continuum, all we have to do is push the cunt in it now. As a cruel twist of fate we'll all become his descendants though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-thanks-3859841

Pardew can't help but get in the "my fans" line again, he has to sap the joy out of everything.

This is what I'm hoping for too, it only takes one defeat for him to revert to type, but we've been here before when we brought 5 players in to stop us getting relegated. As long as we're not in danger of going down he'll probably be safe as depressing as that is.

Same every season under this business plan. Well, apart from when we don't sign anyone. Then it's not enuff players, injuries, we was tired.

He must be brain damaged if he's friends with all those and still came here?!

I see you bumped it twice, must be enjoying the sensation?

same as in the game, dutch would have to nominate an 'active' player to go in goals This just brought back beautiful memories on Enrique putting those gloves on.

BREAKING NEWS: Alan Pardew rewriting history (not a dig at you SanToon)

Almost as nonsensical as being concerned about how much money a player fetches.

Ludicrous that we're selling Mbiwa on the back of last season, where our only stand out players have been flogged. You can't judge his ability on sporadic, out of position performances. It's no surprise his best period for us was playing in his favoured roll for a stint of games. Defenders, more than any other position, gain confidence, understanding and performances from being in a settled back line. £3.5m will turn out to be a bargain, guaranteed.