Mattoon

Excellent signing, now we have 3 escape goats! If Pardew continues to play his rancid style of loseball now he has to go.

What a surprise we start with a derisory bid.

Basically the very reason i dont use twitter other than to look. Frightening the way most carry on there when it comes to us. Soopa fans who support the the team but not the regime. Enablers. The ones who work themselves up as they think we should be signing someone like Benteke for £8m and others who genuinely believe we will spend £50m+ are worst But yeah soopafans who cant work out why fans are stopping going are pretty moronic The £50+ million we've got to spend and the give Pardew a chance, he'll get it right when we buy the players this summer make me die a little inside every time I hear/read their drivel. It's amazing how uneducated some are to the Pardew stats and club status. I guess the problem is we have an amalgamation of intelligent dissection of the club from a diverse community of supporters from all over the world. However most supporters only read shoddy written articles from journos who barely watch us play at all.

Nothing over inflated about either fees tbh In comparison to purchase fees I meant sorry, both are worth more than the fees we allowed them to leave for.

It was the stint in the WHam reserves that made him the man he is today, Pardew played a blinder there!

It wouldn't be such a problem if we were casting our net with the transfer money. Everyone understands we're a selling club now and a stepping stone for potential talent, it's just that Fatshit keeps shoving the money down his elasticated waste band instead of reinvesting to keep us ticking along, the fat sweaty mess. The idea should be to cash in, reinvest and slowly turn the team around, there's no need to "do a Leeds" if we just reinvest the inflated transfer fees we get for the likes of Cabaye and Debuchy. Instead the money keeps disappearing up the horizontally challenged ones black hole.

Apparently we offered them a £5 voucher for Gregg's and £20k a week on the proviso he changes his name to Luuk De Wonga

The only way he'll come to us is if we promise him a big money move based on performances, he's a mercenary that wants to play in the Champions League, the only pull we potentially have is money, that we won't spend.

Ashley makes them eat their food with chopsticks because you don't need a knife AND fork when chopsticks are 2 for £1

It's ok lads if you buy a season ticket now you can win a trip to watch the first team train and have dinner with them, I'm buying now! #Desparation

Compared to the Dutch? :-) There's two things I can't stand in this world, people that are intolerant of other peoples nationalities and the Dutch!

Look at those names, man. Cuthbert Ottaway, Arnold Kirke-Smith, John Brockbank. Can almost smell the tweed. Those tactics doe All those forwards and it still finished 0-0 Probably played them all at left back, that's about the era Pardew got his tactics from isn't it?

I still think he's a really good player, but he needs to be alongside an out and out defender like Thiago Siva or Terry. He's had a decent tournament until yesterday, and Brazil were a shambles as a team yesterday, it wasn't just about him. We should have tried to sign him, imagine the coronary that kind of play would induce on 1 player past the half way line Pardew.

Neither of them should be on the wing tbf but then neither should Sissoko or Ameobi (who shouldn't be near a football pitch) or even Cisse for that matter. Under Pardew, no one is safe from the wing.

I think Cabella will be on the wing almost nailed on. I wouldn't bet against De Jong being used there at some point though, you know how Pardew likes his CMs on the wing as he believes it gives him defensive stability.

Firmly behind the Netherlands now, it'll be cagey tonight as I think they've been a little rocky in the qualifying stages, I just hope they can beat the Germans in the final.

This, absolutely odds on De Jong or Cabella will spend a considerable amount of time on RW Who will be CAM then? Or are you assuming one will be CAM and one RW? Cause that'd make sense, to me (Cabella RW) I was going to be smart and say Elliot, but one or the other in both positions.

This, absolutely odds on De Jong or Cabella will spend a considerable amount of time on RW

Laying odds on Ben Arfa outlasting Pardew, obviously wants to stay, love the guy. The right manager would not only use in him in the right way but get him in the right condition and get him wanting to be in peak physical form. Keegan for example would feed off his talent and get him blowing the premiership apart, if your memory serves you well enough.

Would take a relegation tomorrow if it meant getting rid of our rotten core. Ofc you'll never in a million years convince our supafans of that point of view. Ashley preys on the short termism with blind optimistic promises of slow steady improvement. It's so fucking slow we're going backwards.

Price 0 - £3m Age 0-26 Wages 0-30000 Forgot the most important one sorry; Position = Midfield (Central)

Price 0 - £3m Age 0-26 Wages 0-30000

Definitely using the 49 euros a month version cannot see these tight arse c***s lashing 3900 on development I'm backing the 14 day trial followed by the "couldn't get anyone over the line cuz our 14 day free trial ran out and no one wrote down any names."

thanks to Dechamps, he's been unpardewed. It's quite telling how the World Cup has unpardewed a lot of our players.

Ben Arfa is going to be this generations Rob Lee isn't he? I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't get a number if he stays.