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Slim went from wanting to have his babies one day to wanting to kill him the next, it wasn't a gradual change it was over night. That's what I mean it was spectacular

There seems to be an initial pardon on Pardew this season. Blogs, independent reports and even national/local media seem to have been sucked into the "good signs" blarney. 0 shots, no fret, continuation of our losing streak, piss weak back line and toothless up front, doesn't seem to bode well in my eyes. If it was a game of midfield play then yeah we looked alright yesterday, problem is there's the question of scoring at some point and preventing the other team from scoring that might be the sticking point with us. We'll be lucky to finish in the top half this season with Pardew in charge. Clearly Man City barely broke a sweat, if this had been 10 games in it would have been much more embarrassing. The next few games will show exactly where we're at but I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to watch how well we contain a managerless Crystal Palace and hope to nick a goal late on.

I remember the first thread with fondness, we were a small band fighting the fight back then but look how we've grown. You build an army TRon and there's always more idiots to swell the ranks of the opposition. Though it has been glorious to see some of the defectors, my personal favourite being the eventual turn around of Slim. One day we'll all be united in our hatred of Pardew, I'd like to know what the smug little fuck face has to do for that to happen though.

It took you until the last sentence but at least you have admitted that you know nothing about football. Go on then, enlighten me with your wealth of Footballing knowledge. I'll enlighten you as to why Pardew should f*ck off. He head butts opposing players, shoves linesmen, abuses opposing managers, tells lies to the fans and regularly contradicts himself.. Add that to the fact that he congratulates himself for signing players, regularly tells us how grateful we should be to a fat greedy tw*t who is creaming million of pounds of the fans money into his pocket, oh and did I mention the now regular maulings by Sunlun and the fact that we have won 5 and drawn one of the last 21 games. Wish you and your fellow Wonga shirt wearing sheep would f*cking wake up. And Mr (Mc)Fool please tell me where I have said anything of the opposite? However loudly you scream into your keyboard, it isn't going to make one blind bit of difference to the arseholes owning the club/picking the team/making the tea. I've realised this so I'd rather spend my time analysing the performance of our team on a game by game basis. Anyone with half a brain cell knows Pardew is a c***, some just don't feel the need to let it ruin our club. For the record I have never and will never by a shirt that bears the name of Wonga.com. Odious f***ing company. Not my argument obviously, but just had to say, they are already ruining our club, whether we say anything about it or not and keeping quiet with your head down will do nothing but speed up that process!

As much as it pains me, it has to be a loss and by a fair margin. A win will cement the smug faced shit stains job for another 6 months and a draw will have him crowing from the rooftops about how we've turned a corner, we're all wrong for doubting him and he's the new messiah. Put the pressure on early and let the fucker squirm!

Just been looking at the updates and voting system on the Forza IOS app and it has 61% having faith in Pardew as manager, that's a lot of mongs!

I think the widely agreed "easy start" might do us a favour, cue the "there's no such thing as an easy game in the premiership" following a dismal start to the season and he'll soon be sweating. The City game will hopefully be the usual embarrassment and put him on the defensive and we know how it goes from there. His only hope is one of the new non-Pardewed players hits the ground at 100mph.

Right!! Who's up for a kickstarter to get the compo money for Pardew to Palace?

£36m bench and £4.95 on the pitch, sounds about right for the king. Ashley must be so happy he spent all that cash!

Didn't read the article but he's surely just a kid? Spoilt little shit spits dummy shocker! Tbf he has no connections with the club, can't blame him. Why would anyone choose to support this club right now? If it wasn't in your DNA, your blood wasn't black and white, if it was just a game to you, would you choose to support NUFC? He's a fan not a supporter, just more proof of how far we've fallen under this clusterfuck of a regime.

Nothing but an annihilation on the cards here, same problems as last season ie Pardew. He just can't impose himself or a team on a match. Damage limitation from the off which will result in the usual capitulation.

Best. Thread. Ever!

Guessing that they'll try to tie it in with flogging the second half as Xmas presents? Not that it matters anyway, won't be getting one for a while yet. Maybe it's to allow people to buy just for Pardews remaining games?

http://sportingpreview.com/football2014-15/2014018.php Amazing.

If he goes before Pardew I'll lose all faith in humanity!

Champions League, you're having a laugh!!

Thats amazing drivel, even for Pardew, he's outdone himself with those quotes. Of course once the season starts or they've sold enough season tickets it'll be back to "can't compete" "mighty West Ham" "Leeds/Portsmouth" "sovereign states" bullshizz again.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/491909/Ambitious-Alan-Pardew-wants-Newcastle-to-target-Champions-League-glory

Elliott's target weight was 30st tbf, the fat, mouth breathing pile of shit.

Fair play to bimpy.

Still miss the great man, what he did for this club, what he brought to the game and most of all his passion. It must have been heartbreaking for him that in his final days we were getting relegated, I can only hope that wherever he is he saw us come back with a vengeance in the championship.

Does anyone know how to get hold of Bimpy? I'm gutted he's gone, one of the few I've never not seen eye to eye with. Big loss to the forum that

They still have another parachute payment of 7m due soon and a tribunal payment for Ince, I think the Oystons will do a runner with what's left when that money comes in. The supporters had a protest on our seafront this weekend, funny s***, but can't help but feel sorry for them. You living in Blackpool? Only just read this, sorry, yes unfortunately I am. The protest was on the aptly named "Comedy Carpet"

They still have another parachute payment of 7m due soon and a tribunal payment for Ince, I think the Oystons will do a runner with what's left when that money comes in. The supporters had a protest on our seafront this weekend, funny s***, but can't help but feel sorry for them. You living in Blackpool? Only just read this, sorry, yes unfortunately I am.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5779415/Alan-Pardew-insists-Mike-Ashley-has-proven-critics-wrong.html Dread to think what's on there. Our media partner Firmly in the fat bastards pocket if they truly believe he's "splashed the cash" the only thing he knows how to splash is copious amounts of gravy on his cornflakes. Of course when the figures are quoted it won't be a matter of transfer fees, it'll be every penny each player will cost is over their entire contract.