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Can't even see us scoring here, where from?? Can't see Cisse taking on 5 players in an individual piece of skill and cracking one in from 20 yards, because thats what it'll take right now!

"We was science energyless wiv the Europa midweek, games what we didn't play we was unprepared, but then we played and was tired. Notting hill spies was a fret and Stoke is a sovereign state wot we can't compete wiv. They woz more to play for cuz they want to catch us, which is lucky cuz if they was above us they'd be playin to stay above us. Oh and science."

3 or 4 with no reply, we've given up and everyone knows that and come at us knowing it's an easy 3 points.

Who added the fourth option? You've ruined the match day penis, the only highlight of the week!

Ok so I get that he toes the party line and I get that he meets the league and cup standards that are required of him, I get that he watches his best players sold in January with no meaningful replacement and the transfers are few and far between. What I don't get is that even with all this unwavering allegiance, his propensity to devalue players and inability to sufficiently blood youth players. If that is our model then he is seriously failing in our ability to be self perpetuating.

The new era starts when Ashley fucks off

Mick Harford did the same at Luton. No wonder we were after him as well, Ashley probably has them on zero hour contracts. Fucking Pard-timer

He's no Pardew, but a decent manager nevertheless

Well done Demba

Well this is about as close as we'll get to seeing Newcastle United in the Champions League.

this is what I was thinking, we're deep in the shit at the moment, can't score a goal, can't stop shipping them in and are just in complete disarray. What does the manager do? The guy that's supposed to be in charge of stopping the slide? Fucks off dahrn sarff 4 days a week. Unreal this shit.

He has got one thing right, he's gone on and on about consistency, we're nothing if not consistent, consistently shit, consistently ship goals in and consistently lose, job done.

Were 8th are 9th If you take the mini league into account, we're actually second. We've recently recategorised Southampton as a sovereign state thereby promoting them to the upper mini league and now we're top of our new mini-league #Ambition #Progress

So you reckon Ashley is in dreamland seeing his team looking like they're walkovers, and players he's spent good wedge on losing value, in some cases considerably? Nope, not buying it. I doubt he gives a f*** as long as we stay in the PL. What had given you the impression otherwise? He doesn't strike me as someone who likes to throw money away, which is exactly the effect Pardew is having on his assets currently. For that matter, I struggle to see that Pardew guarantees Ashley Premiership safety either considering his teams propensity to panic and slump for long periods. I'd like to think he's not happy with what's happening at the club. However you just have to look in one of his cheap tat shops to realise he doesn't give a shit how his product is sold so long as people keep buying said shit.

Go, don't go, the team is fucked either way now, with the amount leaving or not good enough and our 1 or 2 a year policy, Pardew wrecking players in systems, positions and formations that are unfamiliar to them I can't see how we will survive next season. what is there to support? A soulless shell that echoes pride once past? Because no one there gives a shit anymore, from the top to the bottom.

Just browsing some other forums and the Mag and Newcastle United Blog (the writer is terrible) usually houses a lot of Pardew's stoutest supporters has really turned, there's not a lot left giving an account for him. Hopefully that's indicative and when we crumble to Stoke the tide will surely turn?

What an absolute farce of a statement from a farce of a club. 1 or 2 players wouldn't cover our shortage of strikers, never mind what we're short on in the first team. Not to mention the number of first team players that will want out in the summer, the ones out of contract and the ones that can't cut it. As if the Pardew fiasco wasn't bad enough in isolation his shortcomings are only magnified by the extreme ineptitude from the top!? I give up.

I bet his ringpiece is like a wizards sleeve

I actually managed to skim right over that bit. Wonder what the point is. maybe with more control in the day to day running of the club he'll see how bad Pardew is and sack him? ...sorry I think I just dropped some of the straws I was clutching!

Even the"players" are towing the bullshit Pardyline! 2nd in our mini-league ffs, kill me now!!

How is he still alive never mind in a job? I've said it before, in my 20 years supporting Newcastle United I've seen much worse flung at much better managers!? Sir Bobby got hounded out for finishing 5th ffs. Different circumstances I know but it's like the fans have been fucking neutered! I can't wait for the day the supporters turn and he really finds out what it feels like to have the supporters against him. But will Ashley stick with him if and when we get vocal. SJP can be a very uncomfortable place to be for an unwanted manager! I just hope it's sooner rather than later.

Damning no matter which way you look at it, too small a sample size for Shearer or Hughton, yet still he tops them with more than 100 games over them both put together. I'm not sure the meaning of untenable anymore?

Too many sillybulls in that we wuddent undastand?!

He's lost the fucking plot, I can only pray that the pressure is now getting to him, no one wants to play for him, he can't buy a goal and is being humiliated every game. He'll go into excuse bullshit overdrive and have an aneurysm! Something's gotta give, it's like atomic bomb type pressure waiting to explode, whether it be the fans, the players, Pardew himself or Ashley, something's gonna snap before the end of the season.

I like this chap The title for the graph should be Pardew points after and before he mullers new players.