Mattoon

Absolutely this, Villa flatter to deceive, they look dangerous only in the fact the counter direct and with speed but are devoid of ideas up top, can't think of a single chance they've had.

they ho forward well but can't do anything with the ball, we've snuffed them out with ease so far.

£100m fidget spinner, what a tit

If we're gonna be winning points off the traditional top 6 then we have to be putting games like this at home to bed. Another clean sheet please.

I'm not sure how much of this I can handle ?

How is that their throw?

Shows why we were so poor in the 2nd half last week, big Joe is an absolute beast in that midfield

About time Kane got a yellow for the haranguing

Miiiiiggggyyyy!!!!

HAVE IT!

Desperate to give them something

What a finish on the turn btw

Hrjdhdheehxbjehdhd

Has to be a foul that, anywhere else it is

Seems like Howe likes to play with Burn tucking in to a back 3 in possession allowing Tripper to bomb on, Targett doesn't fit into that.

Didn't take long to lift the Stevieeee Geeeee curse

No one is any the wiser from that, could mean anything tbf

I'll be gutted if he's not in the squad tomorrow but would never hold it against him, its his first, he's going to be absolutely besotted. If he's in I think he'll have a blinder because he'll be on top of the world right now. Either way I'm delighted for him.

Gerrard has to go tonight surely, that display, under the threat of losing his job, was inept

"Let's play!"

Spurs have been completely shocking tonight, just nothing to them, none of them look even interested. Ronaldo is such a petulant child marching out before full time because he couldn't get on the pitch.

Everton could have played all night without another shot, never mind a goal

Get in!

That's got to be it now