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Michael Oliver seems to be the heir to the throne.

I imagine it was somewhere between you counting sheep and walking up thinking you were falling off a cliff.

Metro Centre.

Must be region specific, shame.

Right so who's getting injured?

They really could do with another forward and apart from Borini they don't seem to be linked to anyone.

At the fee that's been mentioned it seems a massive risk given his injury record and lack of defined position (cb/cm) .

Rumoured to be paying £10m for Jack Rodwell.

The Forest forum seem to think it's £7m for both of them, no idea where they got that figure from though.

Yeah that was it, he was just really unlucky.

Alan Nixon ‏@reluctantnicko Protected Tweets 3m Forest punters been patient ... Newcastle want Lascelles ... may even be willing to buy and loan back ... just come up last couple of days

Nothing much, some decent value at Galway but i know sod all about most Irish racing so just went for another ew L15 based on names I've learnt a few things from my brief experience in horse racing, don't bet on a female jockey (unless in an all female race), don't bet on races in Ireland and don't bet on races at Carlisle. If you are going to bet on races in Ireland picking the horse by name is pretty much the best option, either that or pulling them out of a hat.

From what I've seen he's one of those players with no outstanding attributes just a very 'meh' all-round player, which is why Pardew will be his biggest fan.

in.

Not enough Crowded House related football chants. Hatem Hatem don't dream it's over Hatem Hatem when the king comes between us He comes He comes To build a wall between us The king won't win.

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NUFC squad: Aarons, Abeid, Alnwick, Anita, Armstrong, Cabella, Campbell, Colback, Coloccini, Dummett, Elliot, Gouffran, Haidara, Janmaat, Krul, Obertan, Perez, Rivière, Satka, Sissoko, Streete, S Taylor, Tiote, Vuckic, Williamson, Yanga-Mbiwa Thats for the Germany tour, no De Jong.

Assuming it's with an option to buy.

Luuk De Jong scores for PSV in their Europa league qualifier.

Seems legit. https://twitter.com/MailSportOnline Argh fuck.

Markovic out for 6 months with knee ligament damage.

Satka, MYM, Dummett, Haidara

Corchia with a lovely volley to put Lille 1-0 up against Grasshoppers

I hope you evaluate your NFL players for FF the same as you do your football players.

Even the dog looks concerned. argh fuck.