KDT

He's a parody of an Irish Man United fan.

There's no way he's not getting a work permit.

'So Abou, tell me where it doesn't hurt'

Trying and failing to turn 'Gone til November' into 'At the match with Mbemba'.

Leicester were the most recent to change to numbers I think.

The floated set penis to Dann worked pretty well last season to be fair.

Doesn't Ashley own Flamingo Land?

I assume Cabaye's reaction to Selhurst Park was similar.

They do love a dreadlocked forward.

Lowton seems a very decent replacement for Tripper at Burnley.

My abiding memory of Mexican women is a lactating prostitute temptress outside of The City in Cancun.

Just drove past St James' and the new 'cup' kit is in the window, it looks pretty decent. The socks have the pink band at the top and a bit of pink detail on the shorts which are in the main the same colour as the shirt.

Isaac Newton got absolutely no luck in getting any sort of room.

Suppose Immobile over immobile would do.

Brilliant horses in brilliant races but C4 really need to bin Gok.

I'm sure he'll look great going from De Bruyne to Gouffran.

Flicked on Premier League Years 05/06 and within 30 seconds McClaren had a season ticket thrown at him, 5 minutes later his Boro side are beating Mourinho's Chelsea 3-0. That's still the most goals that one of his Chelsea sides have lost by, guess we'll have some decent performances but all of his sides seem to have had an ability to get absolutely dicked on.

sorry

Free transfer (I think) and did well for McClaren last year.

I could see us going after one of Bent, Hendrick or Bryson.

1 out of 2

Patrick Vieira is now third favourite with Sky Bet, that would certainly be a pretty interesting option.

Given that's he probably making less than 10% of that currently I can see why.

Suppose Dybala is an alright first summer signing for us, cheers for the info.

Attempting a slide tackle at every opportunity was never going to end well. Breakdancing on numerous occasions