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The feeling you get watching matches with the same bunch of random strangers at the pub every week. The geordie bloke that's always there and utterly predictable: Every goal, he confides in his mate: "That goal was fookin class, like." Every mildly attractive girl that walks past: "Go on then love, tits oot." Only time he ever surprised me was when a couple of slightly larger girls started dancing near the TV: "Fook off ya fat pigs, there's men here trying to watch football!"

Bayern for sure. Would rather Arsenal had Champions League football than Chelsea.

Wearside then Wireside. Can't remember exactly what his banning was for- being more offensive than usual at some point, can't remember what was said though.

We've got four goals on that list Voted for Hatem. It needs more love. Cisse's already got this in the bag.

Would love it if it's not oldtype Looks like him to me.

Some curt responses.

Easy, just finish third in our CL group.

In fairness that's a pretty daft thing to do. As true as it is, they gave him a professional contract, years of training / development etc. If I were a sister fucker, I'd be well within my rights to be fuming.

Showed everyone at uni. They really don't give a fuck. But it's awesome!

It's been a class apard. The pard work has only just begun tbh. Think the players are aware of this. Pardicularly the ones with the club in the championship season.

Definitely the best NUFC team I've seen. But then, I think the first thread I read on this board (and about the time I started following NUFC, give or take a few months) was discussing Roeder's permanent appointment. So I'm working from a low base.

Two early highlights. http://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=1803525#1803525 http://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=1780535#1780535

Brilliant, all of it

Harry Kewell and (in the early days) Mark Viduka? Btw Viduka's father is Croatian decent, and Mark is stongly connect with Croatia.. So he is only Australian born.. and only grew up in Australia living here until he was 20, represented Australia at all levels, captained the national side...

Head like a hatful of arseholes tbh.

What's this letterbox thing?

Would love to see Andy Carroll fire in the winner tonight. It'd be poetic.

Paxton wants back in. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?p=12352600#post12352600#ixzz1rzuUfaUl

So apparently I picked the wrong football team to support, as evidenced by the fact that you fill your ground every week. Can you give me any advice which team I should support? Don't want any of you plastic fan, Geordie nation muppets. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691356#ixzz1ruShWFBo

Sweet, wanted to do spats but couldn't think of a way to introduce it!

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