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Absolutely fucking hate Liverpool, like.

Has Ziyech confirmed a move to SA? How much are Chelsea getting?

Can't say I'm a fan of Jordan, but calling out this bullshit was necessary.

Stephen Clemence sees very little beyond Bruce's ring piece most days so I'm always dubious.

No ta.

Suppose it depends on the league, but I do tend to agree that top players can stay at an elite level for longer

Nowhere near worth that amount of coin, like.

Hendrick Totally forgot he was still on our books.

I suppose the caveat might be that for £80 million these days wouldn't get you as far in terms of replenishing that squad

That interview on TalkShite is painful viewing. The bloke is just a fucking idiot.

It's also the notion that treble-winning Man City, with arguably one of the most professional set-ups in modern football today, would have their manager pick up the blower stick in a multi-million pound bid for a player he doesn't want to help out the team that finished just beneath them in the league

Good fucking god. And never in a million years would that be called out for the such utter bollocks it is. Fuck me.

Falling upwards

That's better than tennis, that.

That's really powerful, that. Speaks well too.

Good luck to wor Rafa. Will be nice to follow Celta next year

Who's that?

Aye. Their cooking of the books for nigh on a decade has them well away in terms of competition. My guessing is that Pep will be there beyond 2025 too.

That's uncanny

More accurate:

The Upshot is genuinely one of the few positive things in my life at the mo I always save reading it until I'm on the toilet so I can enjoy it

Genuinely reckon Bernardo is one of the best players at the mo. Absolutely pissing his car££r away going to Saudi.

I wish I had his fucking agent, like.

Good signing for the price. Will do very well there.