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Woy fucking off doing his top button up at 76. Fucking legend.

Bollocks. Fucking shite news, that

He'll be reet there. They eat bull's bollocks and horse cock for breakfast

His 350k A week salary will at least mean he can nip to Pret for a sarnie and skinny Camilla late, the prescious wanker

Loss. That fucking Alvarez to score. Like Aguero, I reckon he'll be one of those that always seems to get a goal against us

Does anyone have any info or insight into Japanese football/the youth system over there? Seeing so many Japanese players in major European leagues this year and was wondering if there was any sort of grander strategy going on in terms of coaching and development

Putting the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe

Whatever the release clause, we know it'll be reinvested into the team and not trousered into a pair of XXXL drainpipe stonewash denim

Will have to go some way to ever replacing him. What a player

Just love the guy, me. Gives absolutely everything on the pitch. Like him even more given that he was able to overcome the shitshow of the previous regime and attempts to peddle him for pennies. He's not only turned himself around, but done so to become an unheralded, but integral, member of our team

I think he's got something by way of attitude and desire that young players rarely have these days. This kid is as determined, honest, and as level headed as they come in terms of young professional footballers

Fucking Everton fans popping up with that shite

His best position is undoubtedly on the left. One of the best performances I've seen in many years today. Every time he had the ball, something happened. Just brilliant

Even when he's not on it, he poses a threat.

Genuinely, we'd be lost without him

Couldn't agree more

Real are an absolute machine. Can never count them out of a game regardless of the scoreline

You're very trim mate.

Kros - 2-1

Really kept an eye on him today. Brilliant. Showed so much maturity with the ball

Real being absolutely botted here

Fuck Villa.

Sam or Colin will be in by the end of the season at Sheff Utd

Love this bloke. Wow.