toon25

Chelsea signing 2 teenagers for 60+ million from Sporting. 60 fucking million and only in the Europa Conference.

He's going absolutely nowhere.

Mehrdad loves the Toon

An optimistic 15 points there. Beat Brentford, Leicester, Palace, Ipswich. Draws v. Manure, Chelsea and Everton. Nothing expected against Villa, Brighton and Arsenal

Loved this bit... Players' days off were reduced while training sessions were brought forward to an earlier time and became more intense. "Jonjo Shelvey said that when Howe first came in he would be so tired by the training that he would be in bed by 8pm," Can imagine it was a culture shock from starting at midday and finishing for lunch under his predecessor

Drinking too bloody much sometimes

The neet is young, man

Imagine being Dan Burn now, man. Heard a story this week where he told his Da in the car, acting hearing news of the takeover, that he'd never play for his club. 2+ years later he's got an England call up and has just won the League Cup. Love this bloke, man. Stepped up each and every time we've needed him.

Really solid. Distribution in the first half was excellent. They couldn't deal with the long balls

Divvunt care nee more

Fucking hell Micah Richards is insufferable

He was absolutely fucking brilliant. Everything he did oozed quality and control.

The man has changed lives, like. Given each and every one of us here our club back. Given us passion, commitment and a die-hard spirit.

Covered every blade of grass and didn't give one of their lot a fucking inch. Every fucking tackle I was out of my seat. What a warrior.

It's nee the time man

Did anyone catch what he said about the game at Anfield a couple of weeks ago? Did he say something like 'we didn't want to give away too much'? Edit: just seen @54s post!

Still can't believe it man

Warrior. Collosus.

Why the fuck has he got a centre back playing at right back and a right back doing a shite TAA impression?

The first few minutes of the game are going to be the most nerve wracking for me. Conceding early would be a kick in the nads

God

As much as I hate Forest, Chelsea getting CL football next season would be ever more irksome.

Wrexham beat Wycombe to go second in L1. Those two twats will be insufferable if they go up

Gerrin

Bet you could get good odds on him replacing Lego hair at Arsenal