toon25

Fuck Villa.

Please let this fat cunt employ his fat cunt mate Big Steve

A distinct lack of feckless fat cunts overseeing the training in that pic. Happy times.

He's the most important signing we've made for years imo. Still absolutely over the moon.

What's refreshing is to see us go back in for players we clearly really want.

I'd love Hendrick to be binned, like. Absolutely love it.

Have to say, I'm not jealous at all.

What an absolutely fantastic signing. A huge coup imo.

He's an absolute bellwhiff and hasn't shown himself capable of performing at the top level so far.

I fucking hate Everton, it has to be said. That lot could do with a relegation battle to be honest.

Part if me wouldn't mind if he was just shit. It's the fact that he's shit, lazy and self-entitled.

How much are we valuing Longstaff at then?

Ah sweet! Milan-Roma and Juve-Napoli the fixtures of the day.

Yeah, that's us absolutely fucked if another striker doesn't come in. At least it happened in December and not in February.

We wouldn't in the least miss Longstaff.

Not me, I like it.

QPR my dark horse bet for this year

Unlike the previous regime, I trust that we'll have several targets for each position lined up. If we miss out on one, there will doubtless be another.

Would like to have thought some Championship shite would have been after him.

Not a chance the sums being spoken about for De Jong would be spent on one player in this window given the league position.

Fernandes completely negated in a side with Ronaldo in it. Always standing in his shadow.

The ex-pro merry-go-round is absolutely lifting, like. When you see the likes of Danny Murphy, Jack Wilshit and Gabby fucking Agbonlahor describe themselves as 'sports journalists'

Everton signing a Rangers RB for 16 mil. Where the fuck do they get their money from?

I think there's plenty of time for other teams to be dragged into it - including Brentford - between now and the end of the season. So much pressure on getting the right signings in this month...