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Dave Bassett-hound Taribo West-ie Steve Bull-mastiff Andy Grey-hound This is rather going off on a tangent, isn't it.

Would pay no more that 3 or 4mil. Good player at Championship level. That said, Reading will want far more than 4mil - he's their main man.

Job Done, Mr Llambias, the oiks are happy with just survival! I cannot understand the logic that Nolan not agreeing a new deal means he's off. He'll be 31 when his current contract expires and it's clear even this season that he's more effective as a lurker than a tireless box-to-box player. The press seem to panic at the thought of losing a player on a free. Unlike Barton, we've had good value out of Nolan so if he left on a free in 2013 would it be that much of a disaster? Probably not- certainly less than panic selling him now when there is no real need to do so. "Newcastle sell player" is an cheap story on the back of McKay's chatter. Expect more or less the whole squad to be linked in the next few weeks- those close season column inches are hard to fill. Sense.

Supporting this club is made all the worse with all the doom-mongers around. 'Would be happy with finishing 17th next year'? Give over. It's not even been a week since the season ended. I'm willing to be patient and wait until the end of the summer before I pass judgement.

Who's this '60-40' player then? Pratley? Or the mysterious 'international' midfielder?

Someone here who is on twitter - send wor Joey an invite to pop over for a chat.

Fuck me, that's some classy shit right there.

Is this the actual, confirmed, kit then? Or will the sponsor be enlarged and put in the centre?

If there is a god, please let Barca turn these twats over. I'm fully expecting a Manure win though, unfortunately, either in ET or via pens.

Fila ay? Now there's a blast from the past!

You do like that wanking thing don't you Gash

Thank fuck.

Have always thought Defoe was a good player, though his form this season has been piss poor, whether that's because Spurs changed their style of play because VDV arrived, and just played with one up top, or whether it signals the start ofa decline I'm not sure. Probably both, I reckon. Either way, if I had to nail my colours to the mast I'd be disappointed if he was one of the two strikers we're allegedly buying this summer. For the money he'd be asking for I would think there are better options elsewhere.

Why do Stoke shirts always look like they don't fit?

I really fucking detest West Brom. Our bogey team at the mo.

Don't go! I've just had one and missed two goals!

Fucking Liverpool remind me of 'Spawny Get' in Viz.

Yep, playoffs for European places. Used to have them for Champas league too a few seasons ago.

Just noticed that the Dutch league have play-offs for teams finishing 5th to 8th, why is that? Is it something to do with Europa League spots?

Karen Brady. It's irritating that she's managed to con so many people into believing that she's a decent human being by doing The Apprentice. The bitch is as cold and calculating as they come.

We need to steer well clear of Keane. He's finished. Would be a waste of wages imo. Someone like Ba, providing he's injury free would be a far better investment.

Fucking detest this mob. Please win.