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Diamanti to Watford. Their 12th summer signing. They'll be in trouble imo, far too many new faces for that team to gel. Been impressed with Bournemouth's recruitment - kept a spine and added a few to pad put the squad with experience.

Just noticed this useless shit has changed squad number to 14. Also realised he's now 26...far beyond the age at which a player can be considered to have 'potential'.

Heart hasn't been in it for years, and he gets rewarded with a new contract? Another case of rewarding mediocrity.

Aye. Another promising youngster to ruin

Is that in his brochure?

Our summer business has been to sign two young, albeit highly regarded, lads, one of whom is supposed to plug a gap in one of the worst defences in the league last year, and Wijnaldum. We've no leaders on the pitch aside from Janmaat, and more or less naff all experience. Top work chaps.

Depressing as fuck. One f the weakest squads in the league last season and still no better off, really.Villa, Mackems and Palace are making decent signings and we're going to be left behind. Bolt the cart on, ffs.

Putting together a decent squad imo. A fair few options on the wings and up front but light at the back. In all honesty, you look at their squad and it's arguably better than ours.

Dummett won't be fit, nor will Colo by the sound of things. It'll be Williamson/Taylor at the back.

We couldn't give some of our shit away.

Fuck off Rivière, man.

I'm the same height as Valbuena

So much dross in this squad, man.

Aye

Joins a growing list of promising youngsters never to have made it here. Ridiculous waste.

He's planning on sending out 11 players next week who haven't played together, then, if this shower isn't his first team. That fucking thief Williamson and that useless twat Obertan, man. Same problems again and again with managers. Just drop the shite ffs.

Why does he keep playing that absolute fucking car crash Williamson? Friendly or not, surely it's an opportunity to give some of the kids a bit of game time. Quite clearly Williamson features in his plans.

These two dickheads spent some of their payoffs on suits then. Pity they couldn't be arsed to dress professionally when they actually had a high profile job. This. Dress like fucking tramps week-in, week-out, in front of millions and then dress to impress at a pre-season friendly. Pair of cunts.

They've had money to splash on 1 or 2 top quality signings. They've bought nobody that'll move them forward quickly.

Need wide men. Desperately.

I do like Macron. Recently have made some smart shirts.

One of the most negative, overrated, dull, managers out there. How he keeps getting fairly decent jobs is beyond me.

Hope he has a shit welcome, the horrible wanker.

Henderson voted to be on the front cover of FIFA 16 with Messi.