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We all know nothing tbf, there's no point trying to second guess this lot. They'd be bonkers to stick with Carver though. Thankfully I don't think he's a risk Ashley and Charnley would be willing to take. Far to risky to bank on he points already accrued to keep us up.

Agree with Memphis, we may be fortunate in the fact that the set-up would put off some of the British relics, cloggers and has-beens who might otherwise have been interested in the job.

Yep. And without spending millions either.

Ian Dennis is a right twat. Has been a Pardew apologist for ages. The guy took no notice of the facts or statistics and can remember him shouting down a caller on 606 for stating the obvious fact that Pardew's win record in 2014 was absolutely atrocious.

What a cunt.

Don't want that corrupt cunt anywhere near my club.

Cheeky bastard tbh. Let's hope whoever comes in will see he's absolutely fucking useless and get rid asap.

Anyone thinking Carver could be left to 'manage' us until the summer is bonkers. Would be a crazy decision.

Jose Enrique Looks knackered after two mins on the pitch

Bassett on phone to fat Ash there

Some of the better pundits on BBC have been a Henry, Lenard and, especially, Seedorf. Articulate and knowledgeable.

Couldn't think of anyone less qualified for the job tbh.

If Carver gets it were nailed on to go down imo. We'll drop like a stone. The man is completely out of his depth - has absolutely no gravitas and no clue how to set up a team to win matches. He can fuck off.

A right fucking joker, this one. 'The job is head coach...preparing players for matches which is what I've been doing'. Aye pal. Fucking prick.

John Cuntver

He's dross.

Wish him all the best. Good luck Hatem.

Has no natural ability whatsoever. He's also 'coached' by Woodman.

Finished reading through Jack Flash's post. Fucking hell I'm glad to be rid of this cunt. Clearly though, he surrounds himself with cretins and yes men. Carver, stone and Woodman, happy to toe the line seeing as they've managed to avoid upsetting the King. Further evidence that these morons need to be moved on asap.

'Performance' analyst. Done a cracking job here, clearly. Fucking welcome to him!

Stupid is as stupid does.

Commentator on 5live - 'cannot understand why they (the fans) are booing'. Fuck off.

If we continue to have dinosaurs like Carver working at the club, we'll never see the best of players like Ayoze and Sissoko, et.al. Go on Mike, bring in a fucking decent manager for a change.

That's the cunt! Couldn't put a name to him. Fuck them both.

Who's that next to him?