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€6m and Chamakh according to French radio. Nicollin will laugh his tits off. Arsenal really taking the piss with offers if true. Chamakh, ffs. Awful player.

:lol: Oh god. Amazing. Brilliant stuff.

Is Uncal Mick aware that he's fast becoming a forum sensation?

Looking at some of the pictures it seems as though part of the 'design feature' of those massive cuffs is that they can be rolled up.

On the sub ject of Moses, people think he will cost a fortune but isnt he in the last year of his Wigan contract and hasnt he told them it is his intention to leave? I think this alone could lower his value to a more reasonable and affordable figure. You musn't underestimate the hatred that Dave Whelan has for Ashley, he possibly wouldn't even sell to us because of that. Absolutely. And wasn't Zog in the last year of his contract before moving to Villa for £9/10mil? No way would Whelan let Moses go for less than £8mil imo. Could be wrong, like.

No way Wigan will let Moses go for £4million, like. That old cunt Whelan is very astute when it comes to selling players. Same for Rodriguez - they'll be wanting £5/6mil+ for him.

Does that French chap with a load of YouTube vids kicking balls into flowerpots, bins and ambulances support Montpellier?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252233/Nikica-Jelavic-death-knell-for-dumped-Kenny-Dalglish/? 'Mixed'? That's a fucking understatement.

Barcelona thoroughly deserved their Champions League win last year, what Chelsea have done this year isn't much better than Greece 2004 except they have an astronomical wage bill that would suggest they might fancy approaching a Champions League final with a plan beyond defending for their lives. Bang on. My sentiments exactly.

That team manage themselves essentially. Crazy really.

Ffs. Look at that fat cunt's face. West Ham totally in control at the moment. Blackpool looking toothless up front, too many long passes to Phillips.

Just cannot see West Ham losing this, unfortunately.

Was only a matter of time till Pep came up. Deluded twats. Is it only me that doesn't quite get the Brenden Rodgers love-in. He's done incredibly well with Swansea, sure, but before then he failed miserably at Reading. Not convinced whether he'll be able to replicate his success there elsewhere tbh.

The only way I would have him back is if we had 'fucking arsehole' week in the Darsely Park canteen. :lol:

He has started 6 games in 3 years. Jesus. How he managed to con Manure into giving him an extension to his initial one year deal I do not know.

Not a fan of the grey badge.

Pardew isn't the most gung-ho of managers, and a lot of the time his basic policy has been to concentrate on containing the opposition at first, and then attack as the game goes on. Of course if the opposition scores first, we're in difficulty and we've taken a few beatings as a result. Like on Sunday. Tbh, for most of this season we've looked more like a mid-table team than CL contenders. We've got up there because we've been organised and tactically astute, and got several results in close games or against the run of play. Our modest goal difference, compared to the teams around us, is a reflection of that. Pardew has recognised our limitations, and set us up to get results despite that. It's only very recently that we've looked capable of really outclassing opponents. That's a work in progress. I'm optimistic because if Pardew can get results with the current squad, think what he could achieve with a few upgrades. Excellent post.

Cue those deluded cunts thinking they'll get Guardiola.

On cunt-ometer for players I think City certainly come below clubs like Lolerpool, Manure, Chelsea, Spurs. Barry, Tevez, and possibly Balo depending on mood are the only three that I have an irrational dislike for. Also agree with Interpolic, their owners seem reasonably level headed too.

Player of the Season : Colo Most Disappointing Player : Hard to say, they've all done brilliantly - even those 'lesser' players have at times performed above their ability at times. A shame that Gosling has not really impressed, but to be fair he's not had the opportunities Best Game Attended : Manure (H) Best Result : Lolerpool (H), just for the laughs Goal Of The Season: Cisse (2nd Chelsea) Best Signing: Cisse Best Prospect: Santon Best Solo Performance: Again, hard to say, there have been so many. Going to sit on fence on this one.

VERY begrudgingly, Chelsea.

Shame about Bolton, would much have preferred QPR to go, but Bolton have been shite all season. They deserved to go - showed no fighting spirit whatsoever at the end.

Here, here.

Warra cunt of a day.