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I wonder where our very own @Alan Pardew has been recently?

Is Paqueta still waiting for his ban? Or has he gone back to Brazil?

God it gets worse...

What the hell's happened to his eyes

Great post - can't disagree with anything you've said here!

So many levels of , this https://news.sky.com/story/england-footballer-kyle-walker-honest-and-reliable-in-court-battle-13187558 14k a month and a 70k car, man. Fml.

One of my favourite Louis episodes before he sold his soul.

They're just a fucking mega corp now

Don't half hate Chelsea, like. Barely a football club any more.

If only they didn't have the fucking fangs, that would be a definite purchase

Am still yet to be convinced that either Gordon or Barnes are anywhere near as effective at RW as they are at LW

FYP

He loves it

Aye. There's nothing original about that Lego cunt. All about being the Pep pastiche.

Taking the bin out at his Da's?

Aye, sure it was some shit like that

Loads of time for him to live out his days as a chilled out entertainer

Will do very very well for himself if he ends up in the champo

All going well for Chelsea in pre-season. Draw with Wrexham and botted by Celtic. Lovely stuff.

This thread, man

Dropped off wor board for the Lympics

Just thinking that they bought him for 30/35 and they'll want a return on that

Madueke would cost, what, 50 million?