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What's the chance one of our lot might have it, given we played West Ham ten days ago?

He's waiting for us in the next round with Newport County. Vague memories of him kicking the shit out of anything that moved when we played them years back and I'm sure he was 40 odd then. Must be in canny nick. Just looked up who you're referring to as I remember that anarl. Kevin Ellison He's 41. Divorced. Dad of 3. Loves Carlsberg and the gym. Hates lefties, BLM and snowflakes #Brexit #MAGA #AllLivesMatter

Bruce'll be swaggering about like a dog with two dicks after an early OG and we edge out a 1-0 win.

He “hopes” we’re good enough to beat Morecambe ffs

"Elmo? Ramadan? Well I don't think Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do, so I guess not..."

Didn't realise Wolves make Molineux sound like one of the shit bars in the Gate whenever they score.

That would be Doxing and would be illegal. The abuse he gave Edwards isn’t very clever wether you like the account or not. Just passing on what I’ve been told, like I did in regards to the statement... what would revealing him do like? it's not illegal to take thepiss If it's true, then I'd presume it's someone of note whose name/reputation could be tarnished - someone connected to the club or another reporter, for example.

Absolutely convinced his head's just full of the jelly you get in a pork pie.

Absolutely no place for racism in the game. Abhorrent tweet. #IStandWithKaveh

:lol: :lol: Dicked 3-0 at home to fucking Brighton, two down inside 10 minutes and no shots on target. Nah, not at all, Just a bad day at the office.

I don't think he's immune to the sack. If we're stuck in the bottom three and don't look like improving I think Ashley will pull rank and get rid. I do think he wants shot of the club and he'll know he'll not get anywhere £350m if we're in the Championship. The issue is when he does it and who he replaces him with. McClaren was binned far too late - and they had Benitez there wanting the job. If Ashley is still as much of a sly cunt as we've always thought he is, he should be telling Charnley to start sounding out possible replacements (obviously people who aren't currently managing) now.

Found myself singing Ant and Dec's "On The Ball" watching it today. Only my lyrics were "It's Lascelles to Fernandez, Fernandez to Lascelles, Lascelles to Fernandez, Fernandez-Lascelles"

It's obviously taken from Tyler's commentary but was definitely billed as trying to track him down. Not like they were rocking up off the ferry in Calais and going "reet, where's David Terrier then?"

More quotes like that and more poor results and I reckon Hope'll go for him like he did with McClaren (still one of the best videos on the internet).

The other thing is they called it "Looking for number five" as if Albert has disappeared and become some sort of recluse. I know someone who works for the club who told me they have Albert's number He said if T&B had approached them explaining they wanted to speak to him/film then they probably would've offered to put them in touch.

Does the thick cunt think it's "first goal's the winner" like?

Ah, but...

The fuck did Carroll do last week that meant he had to start, you fucking dumpling?

"I'm not crying - you're crying!"

The incompetent son of former England and Liverpool keeper Ray Clemence.

Fucking look at them, man. The Three Steves of the Apocalypse. You could probably fit everything they know about tactics on the back of a tab packet. Mightn't be as bad if he had two decent coaches with him, but he just gave jobs to his mates.

There's people lying in hospital beds in vegetative states that'd be better than this wrinkly awld bollock.