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Surprised he doesn’t give Lascelles and Fernandez a peck on the cheek as he goes back to get the ball literally off their toes

Is it written into some ancient bye-law that Shelvey must take every set piece? Each and every one is fucking abysmal.

All Lascelles had to do was knock that back to Darlow ffs

Slaphead Edwards has been playing FIFA career mode as Personchester with his son all day, he’s conveniently not watching it.

Hate Shelvey, me, like.

Calvin Kitchin >>>>>> Andy Carroll

Carroll unsurprisingly looks fucked anarl.

Loves an injury, does ASM

We ShOuLd GiVe BrUcE a ChAnCe MaN

Someone just fucking execute the cunt

If we kick off, I'm buzzing for it to go back to Shelvey and be hoofed forward within the first five seconds.

Just send WBA back down now. Pointless club, offer nowt.

FFS

They started making that film then Besty fucked off to join the GallowgateBruce crew. Taylor comes across as an arse on Twitter. Has an opinion on fucking everything.

Based on nothing but a three-minute-and-eight-second Yewchewb compilation, I refuse to believe he'd be worse than Joelinton. So that's good.

Then there'd be work permit issues, surely?

Anyone at Shakhtar? Similar to Ferreyra - get them out an unsafe area?

Just seen a tweet labelling him the “favela Altidore”. Might start using that.

Haven't seen such an accurate description of a man's face since someone said John Carver looked like a melted welly.

Watched Carlisle a fair bit when I lived there and he couldn't kick for shit. Glad to hear he's not improved.

Kell Watts scores for Plymouth.

Club website, or channel 719 on Freeview (Radio Newcastle) Nah, there's no listen live link. I'm outside the NE. Wtf were the Blackburn defence doing for that goal?

Nee radio commentary on the club website?