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Got too cocky. Dodgy feed was fine on the laptop, tried to cast it to the TV and it died.

Commentary just appeared about seven minutes into the game.

Search "nufc stream" on Twitter and you might find Christmas has come early.

If only we had another centre half, rather than playing Krafth there.

Aye, there's a new specialist macaroni cheese place opened in town. Was on his way to get some Krafth dinner.

For your tenner you're only getting one camera angle too, btw. Each to their own but IMO you're better off just putting the radio and SSN on. Presumably they'll show goals/key incidents as they happen...

Aye Matty Longstaff's got a thigh injury apparently. Don't think he's due back for a few weeks.

If you thought last season was front foot football then go to Specsavers. Well maybe you should go also, neesy... because you couldn't see driving the other night... because you don't even wear your glasses on TV in case you get slagged off. So you just stick to Specsavers and TorchyTBB will do the game. Thanks for the advice, will take it. Whoosh

The puzzling bit is the bio has always referred to him as being bisexual. Maybe he is? Who knows? If he's not - and it's his son-in-law, another family member or a close associate and he has no idea they're running it - I wonder how he'd react if/when he finds out they've put that in there...

He’s been this good since the last 1/3 of the second Benitez season. Correct. And i think he was only total dogshit when he had to play left back. Yep, looked much better when he was moved to the right.

Turning on Programme Pete, now. You love to see it https://twitter.com/MoneyMikeAshley/status/1304899976271716352?s=20

They're just a smorgasbord of largely mediocre players lacking any coherence. A bit like us when we've been relegated.

Have to say I'm kinda with Souness there. Was convinced VAR would overturn it.

Hendrick had a decent second half - but it doesn't mean he didn't look lost in the first half or that I'd start him over Almiron.

Wouldn't be right if Hayden didn't go down injured.

Lee, you're a moron. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-player-ratings-impressive-18925465

Fill Hendrick's boots with concrete and chuck him in the Thames. Waste of a shirt. Nailed on he'll be Ryder's new Dummett. 7/10 every fucking game.

Said in the pre-match thread the plan would be for Shelvey to hoof it towards Carroll. Glad it took about five seconds.

I'd love to think Edwards leapt off his sofa, glass of wine going everwhere (he likes wine you know, not that he ever tweets about it) screaming at his utterly uninterested wife "see? SEE? IT'S NOT JUST ME! THEY SAY IT IS BUT IT'S NOT!!!"

I mean, it's obvious what the primary plan is. Shelvey sits on the toes of Fernandez and Lascelles and hoofs it up to Carroll in the hope Wilson and ASM will pick up any knock downs.

Hendrick over Almiron ffs.

Finish

You can walk my path, you can wear my shews...

He's definitely getting riled up by a parody account. It's hilarious

It can't be Wraith, can it?!