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:lol: Hunched over on the edge of the box.

Did Lee Hendrie just say you got the feeling we'd be a big force this season? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Having to listen to Lee Hendrie and that rotten accent is excruciating.

Sign a league two goalkeeper, expect league two performances.

At least we're looking the part. That shirt paired with white shorts is proper division three/four stuff.

Still utterly baffled by the dense cunt letting Lejeune go out on loan then continually playing Krafth at centre half.

Dier running off for a shit is probably the most notable thing that's happened tbh.

Thread title is abhorrent. Don't need to say pm if you're using the 24-hour clock!

He's fucking brilliant at telling us what things aren't, but can never say what they are. It's similar to his regular routine of saying "I'm not making excuses but..." and then making a metric fucktonne of excuses. So why are we shit? Are the players not good enough? Say it! As for being patient, you've been in charge for over a year you fucking seeping vat of beef tallow. Fucking do something.

Shitty 1-1 draw at home, 1-0 defeat at the Cottage IMO, which is the standard practice for the team finishing bottom against us. I reckon this lot could easily ship 100 goals this season and we'll be responsible for a good 15-20% of their final points tally. Shelvey lazily trying to hook a bouncing ball clear inside his own box and it cannoning in off Tim Ream's face

Fulham will still take 2-6 points off us this season.

Not even that - just the fact Benitez would be on the touchline talking the players through the game. This twat just stands there looking gormless with his hands shoved right down in his pockets - presumably giving little Steve some attention on the sly, the creep.

He hasn't a clue how to adapt during a game, either, which makes it worse. Chasing? Throw more attack-minded players on. Trying to close it out? Chuck more defenders on. Our shape then usually goes to pot in either situation. If only it was as simple as the above.

Without a doubt. Look devoid of any plan whatsoever. The Shelvey-Hayden partnership in the middle is painful to watch.

Gasping for a job on Look North.

Loves throwing himself to the ground like.

Similar with Doherty and Lewis as well.

He rarely seems to hold the ball at the first time of asking, which is a little unsettling.

For anyone that's not seen it: https://youtu.be/ApUpoyvldoo

Ritchie missed one away at Southampton - the last game before the league got suspended.

Fair play to him on the not commenting/I prefer to give money to charity line though. Clearly a joke of a decision - and a joke to then fine anyone who criticises it.

That some sort of kink he's into with Edwards?

Mourinho's assistant got sent off, not Kane.

The game's gone. Well and truly gone. Ashley grinning