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There's at least one he would:

Shite for away fans though.

He's not right in the head, like.

Just hope the chubby funster doesn't cheat on baldy Luke with the person running that account.

Should we ever rid the world of hunger, achieve global peace or even find a cure for Covid, this bald meff will be there saying it's all thanks to Stephen Roger Bruce.

Masters's body language in that clip, man. This is all set up for a sensational Jezza Kyle return. Get him on that lie detector ASAP. I'm sure Graham's sick of being on furlough anarl.

The counter argument to that is that they're free to buy up property/invest regardless of whether they own the local football club. Obviously we know it's all interlinked, but it's not a hindrance.

But where is Henry, Luke? WHERE. IS. HENRY?!?!?!

Think I've said it before - I'd love to know the full impact Covid has had on Frasers/his other business interests. I think he's desperate for the £350m.

Aye. That’s my interest rekindled. This is going to get ugly. Mike always gets his way. I'm just buzzing to see the state of Ashley's attire if he's going to have to attend any form of legal hearing in person.

Still our number nine Wilson’s taking 13 like at Bawnmuf.

Because he keeps playing Declan Rice and Eric Dier? The formation's not worked. And, like our own overlord Steve Bollock, he's far too late to change things. Belgium'll paste us again.

Currently beating Villa under-23s 7-1 in the little club trophy. Wembo's back on the cards, marra.

Time to bin off Southgate tbh.

Buzzing for him to be referred to as Jamaal Lewis, while our captain becomes Jamal Lascelles.

I know "FeEl OlD yEt?!" memes can be tedious, but fucking hell, this one is mad. "Idol growing up" was Michu ffs.

With Denise Welch?! That creep Simon Duke at the Chronicle will be writing umpteen articles on it as we speak.

"We're not peddling anyone until your squad's overloaded"?

Looks like he spends his days playing on the Roulette Machines in William Hill

January 2013 we signed Sissoko, Haidara, Yanga-Mbiwa and Gouffran within days of one another IIRC.

It means nowt when they're still being coached by Ham, Egg and Chips, though.

Here he is! Little Luke the egg singing the praises of his idol.

Pretty much a guarantee soon as his agent starts negotiating with Penfold. Ritchie's not part of the deal. We've already fucked it.