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Bigging up the Mouss.

Fucking never a pen.

Fucking love La Marseillaise.

What the fuck is Dryworld?

Pundits just brushing it off by saying "credit to Portugal". This is a side that haven't won a game in 90 minutes until tonight and were there to be beaten. For all they've fawned over Wales' previous results, they were piss tonight.

Is song the Wales fans are singing to the tune of Barney the dinosaur's "I love you"?!

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Desperate for a Wayne Hennessey howler to cap the night off, me.

Every time I see Johnny Williams I really struggle to recall anything of note he's done for Palace, like.

Absolutely glorious, this.

That away top is a thing of simplistic beauty.

Eh? If it's "flags at a football match" then why is £3k needed? Should be able to do it with half that amount, tops.

I reckon he'll thrive on it. Likewise. It's startling how few candidates we have, tbh.

Fucking loves an open letter, this cunt. Fuck off.

1. Germany 2. France 3. Portugal 4. Wales

"Wuh cannit get nowah sleeyp"

Who's Victor? This melt. http://adturds.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/victor-chandler-advert.jpg

Not arsed. Wasn't expecting him to stay anyway.

Think we're missing a trick not utilising Baby Elephant Walk in some way tbh. Bring back the Kurt Angle theme anarl.

Joined a club where they take photos on a Nokia 3210. Fair play. http://www.cpfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/crystal-palace-have-made-their-first-signing-of-the-summer-with-england-winger-andros-townsend-putting-pen-to-paper-on-a-five-year-deal-for-a-fee-of-13-million.-3163431.aspx

Carmina Burana? Would prefer The Ecstasy of Gold, as Rafa triumphantly emerges from the tunnel, tbh.

'05-'07 was the last home top to have stripes on the back (also with gold).

Stripes on the back? What is this madness?

Needs a Henri Lloyd logo on it. It'll gan class with a pair of Billy two-stripe tracksuit bottoms and Rockports.

They proper cram fans on the buses between the Allianz Riviera and Promenade des Anglais. Thoroughly expecting a few windows to be smashed.