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Weren't we fed the tale that Wonga also bought the naming rights to SJP and out of the kindness of their little hearts agreed to just call it SJP? Guessing we'll be subject to a new tinpot name with a new sponsor.

Not sure what's the funniest - our goals, the fact the goalposts are training ones on wheels or that they've got more pink seats than the mackems.

The lads https://twitter.com/search?q=%22massive%20lads%20fan%22&src=typd

Get the physio on. Bit strawberry syrup on a magic sponge and he'll be areet.

what a fucking crock.

Has the question been asked as to whether there's somewhere they can be hung up permanently?

Feel like it's more down to 100% looking like a Boca shirt template more than colours tbh. Might as well call it the Stuttgart shirt, then. They're both made by Puma...

? Sarad Bade Shrestha who has 116 followers and works for HITC says it, so it happen. http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/07/14/ss-newcastle-united-keen-on-signing-promising-ghanaian-winger-fr/

Nee idea who this daft c*** is, like (Sachs, not Coverdale). EDIT:

Keogh = x infinity.

He's gone and cracked something vaguely similar to a smile for the first time in his miserable life! https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0IFa8jaJ6/?taken-by=nufc

Noncey Johnsey has lost his appeal. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/10499189/adam-johnson-loses-appeal-against-conviction

Probably a canny idea telling Newcastle you want to leave Newcastle as early as possible, not L'Equipe.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36766990 I too wonder how he kept them up, Chris. After all, he was only their manager for 30 of the 38 games - a phenomenal achievement in such a short space of time. Just saw HanoiToon tweet that both McClaren and Pardle have higher win percentages over their careers. Is this true?

He is basically that cunt everyone in the hotel can hear mouthing off round the pool.

You on about Sam Byram? The one who signed for West Ham in January?

Buzzing to watch us go to Malta to try and grab a well-earned point in a dull 0-0.

Buzzing to go 4-2-4-2-soon.

Forgot to mention going to England v Slovakia and standing next to a fat West Ham fan caked in wet look gel, wearing a short-sleeved baby blue gingham shirt with "weekend offender" shorts and thinking "we bloody deserve this".

The final going to extra time so all the cunts desperate to see the 10 o'clock news have to wait another hour.

Heroes in French. Class.

Hippoheed and Coach Jurgen being interviewed in the coming weeks. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/10/sam-allardyce-interview-england-job?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews#link_time=1468187523

Jogi Löw giving his knackas a scratch making it onto the BBC montage. Brilliant.

Getting absolutely bladdered on gin and sambuca with a bunch of Swedes then falling over in a bush.