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Ideal scenario is Wood sending van Dijk to the ground as he powers in the winning header. Not going to happen though, unfortunately.

Chuffed. His goals make him a cult hero for me, like.

Unless it's changed all of a sudden, category 1 is essentially the Milburn and East Stand (minus L7) and 2 is the Leazes and Gallowgate.

I'm in the Gallowgate (in fact, despite you having no idea who I am, I think I pass you in at half-time in the concourse pretty much every game ). It's £659.

Killer goal from Alonso. 1-0 Chelsea.

That was my immediate thought Everything inadvertently reverts back to food. The bacon response is another example. He could've mistaken "break" for anything. He really doesn't help himself.

Works for AP in Milan:

Just got me ST renewal email through. Got to do it by 19 May, no price increase

This, this and this again.

Spawny mackem cunt

It's in the Bethlehem Evening News.

Nickelback are the band the Beatles could've been.

Until October there was absolutely fuck all to be positive about tbh

Conceded the same goal by the same player three times over last night.

There's articles with that picture of him in an Everton kit as a kid. Said he won a competition held at Goodison so had to wear it. Had family supporting both teams and he picked Liverpool. Carragher was an Everton fan as a kid.

Please let it happen.

Jorginho. What a fucking shit pen.

Get in

What the living fuck is that?

His accent just gets weirder and weirder. Sounds like he's from down south in some of the few words he says there.

Yep. I feel bad calling him out after such a good win but it was painful.

All I thought about after his goal was Murphy's pathetic attempt to do the same at Watford and Ando bursting a blood vessel.

Tbf most of their fans had actually fucked off by the time it was sung