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Fucking Colback

Stephen Clemence hasn't got his little earpiece in. Gutted.

Bruce is red in the face and is carrying the expression of a man who's just been caught wanking by the window cleaner

Didn’t he used to run/own Steel Wheels? He’s definitely a music buff.

Wolves blast out some Gigi D’Agostino song and Villa were playing Paranoid during the no crowd games at least. Not sure if they still do.

Unless he’s told to by someone, Rob on the PA will never play goal music. He’s incredibly selective over what’s played beforehand.

I’m putting on a proper brave face today like. I’m a shell of a man deep down.

Got shown up yesterday with how quickly Leicester are able to move the ball. Thankfully we’ve got a maestro who could do the work for him.

Interesting tattoo on his right arm

Had to give me ticket up due to work commitments. Gutted to fuck. We’ll win though.

Soz for wonkyness. Phone in left hand, waving massive waver with me right https://streamable.com/emg82q

Best hangover in the world, this.

Perez got booed while on the pitch, but then applauded when substituted and Maddison was booed on.

On the day of our Lord and nonceness Jesus Christ, this lad basically proved he is God

We gained two on Burnley today but not three. As a relatively long-standing member of N-O I’d say we’re 11/10 as good as down.

has this cunt repopulated the earth yet?

Captain Morgan is better than captain Shelvey

Mooned, did a DGEN-X “suck it” and u ok hun’d his centre mid counterpart today who was quite frankly pathetic in comparison.

I live and work with them. They’re plastic as fuck. Gan back down tomorrow and cannat wait for graft on Tuesda

Knock the head off Earl Grey and replace it with this cunt’s

Bruno is god and I’m going to eat a curry with me face

Still divvent nah what to say. Stuck in a state of euphoria and sweat from hugging the big lad who sits behind iz. Feel like we’ve waited the season for the joy a moment like that brings. scored a goal on the telly, David, David Kelly

They conveniently fail to acknowledge that two of their four appearances at the new Wembley have been in a competition whereby you need to be in the third or fourth tier of English football for your first team to enter - and the other was a game to try and get out of the aforementioned third tier.

Now then…

Which is mad, given it’s tomorrow when he’s supposed to come to life.